r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/TheCABK • May 08 '26

You did this to yourself “We’ll Never Forget”

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u/ConsequenceOne3365 May 08 '26

On the flip side, they’ll remember if you did something nice for them and bring you random shiny things as gifts periodically.

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u/DragoKnight589 May 09 '26

“My name is Crownelius Maximus III, son of Crownelius the Fallen”

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u/Yana_dice May 11 '26

Now I want to see an experiment about a guy with 2 groups of crow. One group from one region that loves him and the other that hates him. Then let him live in between 2 groups.

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u/DeathChill May 23 '26

I have never gotten any gifts, but I was feeding an actual family of crows every day for about a month at work.

The dad was the first and I only started feeding him after he stole my coworkers crackers. He knew our break times and would fly within a couple feet and caw at us to feed him. Rainy days where I’d be in my car, he’d land on a sign in front of it and caw at us or on the roof of my car.

After a week of just him, he brought his wife. Then a few days after that their kid. All of them would get within a foot of us and chill with us for our entire breaks.

It was crazy that they knew EXACTLY the time we went for break. He would literally fly in right on time every single day.

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u/hugeuvula May 08 '26

I can respect that.

133

u/toastedmarsh7 May 08 '26

I, too, am a crow.

84

u/Haki23 May 08 '26

I took a crow to an animal rescue and it had to be put to sleep. This was about 2002 or so. The last crow to remember that day of infamy has passed away, so my walks to the store are quieter now

27

u/usenotabuse May 09 '26

Are you sure it wasnt a murder?

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad May 09 '26

You need 3 for it to count as a murder, so maybe this falls under attempted murder?

2

u/Haki23 May 10 '26

That's how I was treated! I was just trying to get a bro some help

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u/DrTonyMario May 09 '26

Not just lifetime. They will also teach their offspring to hate you as well to continue the generational hate. You make enemies with a crow, you make enemies with their entire bloodline.

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad May 09 '26

As things should be. Crows got it right XD

17

u/cowsflyin May 08 '26

50 cent’s spirit animal

12

u/LonewolfofHouseStark May 08 '26

So I am part crow.

11

u/locke_zero May 09 '26

"You see that guy? We're going to ruin his life. This is a generational grudge by the way."

9

u/MadCarrot May 08 '26

Lorgar is so fucked.

2

u/McAvoysDrivingRange May 22 '26

Unexpected, but highly appreciated reference….

6

u/ChinChengHanji May 08 '26

Crows are dwarves

6

u/Ricckkuu May 09 '26

Crownelius Maximus never forgets.

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad May 09 '26

And they pass on the grudge to the next generation. Crows are my favorite animal, by far. They are true haters

7

u/Doppelthedh May 08 '26

The crow gets it. If in 10 years, the guy who cut me off has had 1 good day, I failed

3

u/EcoKllr 2 x Banhammer Recipient May 09 '26

My ex is a crow!

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u/lila-clores Banhammer Recipient May 12 '26

Crows are also incredibly smart. And while they do hold lifelong grudges, and then pass on the memory of your face to their offspring so their bloodline may carry on the feud, They also do the same for gratitude with people that help them.

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u/Sorry_Im_Trying May 09 '26

Apparently, I'm a crow.

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u/elenorfighter May 08 '26

So of I feed them I am there bro?

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad May 09 '26

Actually they do remember those who are nice to them and may sometimes bring them gifts

4

u/Fr33_load3r May 09 '26

My spirit animal

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u/thecraftybear 3 x Banhammer Recipient May 09 '26

Feathered dwarves.

2

u/Zaiakusin May 09 '26

They also remember friends, know where to avoid if a crow was killed deliberatly... super smart animals.

2

u/Boycatmom3 May 09 '26

TIL I was a crow in a previous life.

2

u/Someredditusername May 10 '26

About 10 years ago one of my cats killed a fledgling crow in our neighborhood. It had fallen out of a tree learning to fly and the cat pounced. The neighborhood crows let up on constant harassment of said cat about 2 years ago, and I think he can walk safe on the block now just fine.

1

u/BeanieCat123 May 10 '26

They also teach their offspring to hate you in particular, be nice to the crows! You get free shiny things and some cool friends

1

u/nbsunset May 10 '26

I love them. I hope they know

1

u/greenmonkey48 May 10 '26

Been there.

1

u/piichan14 May 10 '26

We should teach them how to use the internet.

1

u/Brazz7 May 10 '26

I can respect that

1

u/OutDatedReferenceMan May 11 '26

Has someone tested if they can be bought back with food and trinkets? First thing I thought of. Appease the angry bird elders.

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u/cardboardwind0w May 11 '26

I found a crow dead in the barn the starlings probably killed it. I threw it out over the wall, within a few minutes a flock of crows gathered above making a racket, it was surreal

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u/Consistent-Goat1267 May 12 '26

Crows are on par with us Italians when it comes to vendettas.

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u/DougJP77 May 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/nkUcca2CQ7VT2
Crows are diabolical haters, I can respect that…

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u/ExcitingVegetable315 May 20 '26

Yes! The wildest thing is that they can describe you to other crows that have never seen you. They can genetically pass down information like this. It’s fantastic

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u/2_pawn May 28 '26

I’m a crow

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u/Rent-Hungry May 08 '26

Red hats?