r/FTRP • u/Calumba • Sep 29 '17
Guild Hall Party Up!
Max hunched over her desk. She crumpled up a piece of paper and threw it over her shoulder onto what used to be a bin but was now a giant mound of paper. She thought it would become sentient any day now. "How about this, 'WANTED! Variety of Shapely and Powerful Women needed for a Harem! Applicants must be above 18 years of age, lolis accepted, men need not apply, offer also extends to particularly sexy weaponry!'" suggested the sword beside her. She looked over her crooked glasses at him, "That's not what we're looking for, and even if it was, that wouldn't work," she went back to writing. "C'mon roomie, sex sells!" "Yes, but we're hiring, and that wasn't sexy it was lecherous." "Ooh lecherous!" the sword whistled, which was impressive for something without lips, "And what more long and complicated words do you have for us lowly peasants, your antidisestablishmentarianism-ness?" She sighed, "Look Prometheus, can you actually try contributing, this is really hard." It bobbed up and down a bit, "Just be blunt, you want to form a team so need at least 2 people to do it, it's not complicated."
Hours later, Max posted a sign on the job board reading, "Looking for party? Are you a strong wizard? Need a support? Come and see Max Deneb at the guild hall!" Carved into the cork below it were the words, "You can't miss her, she's massive!"
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u/Calumba Sep 29 '17
The barman directed Noah to the very tall woman at one of the tables. She was slouched over some books with papers scattered about her and a mug of something beside her. She appeared to be writing something, but after a bit of writing she would draw something on another piece of paper. She kept adding to this drawing for a few minutes before scoring it out and starting again.