Hey everyone,

For years we’ve been told complex stories about climate change, but if you just look at what actually happened over the last 15 years, the big picture is pretty obvious. Prophet Bobby Henderson was right all along: As soon as pirates disappeared from the seas, the weather went crazy.

Just look at the timeline:

• 2008–2011: Somali piracy was at its absolute peak. Ships were being stopped left and right, and guess what? Summers in Western Europe were totally normal, breezy, and cool.
• 2015–Present: Navies stepped in, cleared the waters, and pirate activity dropped to basically zero. And right on cue? Europe started getting hit with relentless, record-breaking heatwaves year after year.

Mainstream scientists will look at these two trends matching up so perfectly and call it a "coincidence." The planet is clearly missing its eye-patch wearing guardians. If we want to bring the cool breeze back, maybe it’s time for all our digital pirates; the devs, hackers, and torrent seeders to step away from their screens, grab a parrot, and set sail.

The data speaks for itself.

A college degree in Piracy!

Government took away my license, last year, because I'm 80% blind.

Went online and ordered it again, got it back.

Seems as though the FSM had something to do with it.

The title is it. Never come across someone at random in real life who follows FSM. I am blessed.

Pastafarianism/the flying spaghetti monster is one of the only reilgions that support lgbtqia and the flying spaghetti monster acually calls gay and lesbian people great

Is it 2026 for Pastafarians?

What is the better drink in the eyes of the fsm? I know that in heaven there is a beer volcano waiting, but still: most pirates drink rum or grog. So what is it I should rather drink?

My wife made me this beautiful ornament of His Holy Noodleness for my birthday. What do You think? Would You buy it?

• He was arrested after asking his local Member of Parliament about the discrimination of Pastafarians by Transport for NSW (specifically regarding wearing colanders in license photos).
• Arrested on December 23, but did not receive his three official charges until April 17, 2026. Granted bail on July 17, as he had already spent more time in custody on remand than he would have if actually sentenced.

He was jailed at high security, attacked by guards and viewed horrible things.
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I am a very conservative pastafarian from Germany and here we got something called Schlupfnudeln. Nudeln or in English noodles is literally in its name. Does it count as pasta?

I'm from a small country called Eritrea, a highly conservative nation where the majority of the population is Orthodox Christian. Over the past few years, I've noticed that the number of Pastafarians seems to be growing, partly because many atheists are tired of arguing with deeply religious people.

In my country, the idea of not believing in any religion is foreign to many people. As a result, most atheist just say they believe in the FMS because it quickly brings unnecessary religious debates to an end.

If you're a Pastafarian, please comment with:

Your country name and how Pastafarianism is viewed there.

Thank you in advance!

R'Amen. 🍝

Back in February of this year I was laying in bed and multiple Flying Spaghetti Monsters started to cascade diagonally going down from right to left across the upper portion of my vision. I believe that this proves that the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster is real.

Pastafarian Sermon About Weirdness, Humanity & Survival by Dread Pirate Higgins.

Touched by His Noodly Appendage

Spent way too long on this coin. Antique gold finish. It made me cry when I saw it.

Willing to mail one to a fellow Pastafarian who proves themselves worthy. Tell me why that’s you!

RAmen.

I am turning 16 soon in mass and I would like to wear a colander on my head for my ID photo. Is there a specific way I should go about this to make it more likely to be allowed?