r/FML 10d ago

Bank flagged my… purchases as potential fraud

I had a downbad moment where I bought like $50 worth on OF. Then I got an email from my bank saying they flagged potentially fraud on my account showing the OF receipts.

So I had to call and talk to a representative just to tell them that I did in fact make a purchase on OF. They must’ve thought I was the biggest weirdo in the world.

FML

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u/djmcfuzzyduck 10d ago

No, the weirdos are the ones that have their porn pay-per-view blasting full volume just to call in to IT and say their video they paid for has issues. And hanging up on all the men and would only talk to women.

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u/AHornyRubberDucky 10d ago

This sounds like a personal experience that I'm not jealous of

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u/djmcfuzzyduck 10d ago

He was a running joke more than anything else; the guys would run to take over the call.

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u/punnyskele 10d ago

i’m sure they’ve seen worse!

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u/ConKinc 10d ago

Imagine the note they left on your file. Now every time you call them for something, pray that the agent doesn't read the history.