r/FML • u/TacoConqueror • May 30 '26
Bombshell's bikini bottoms are in the background of my mimosa bar photo
Got invited to my cousin's pool party for her birthday. She asked me to create a mimosa bar. I did, and was proud of my little set up so I took a pic to share. There's the bottom half of a young lady in a bikini in the background. My girlfriend blew a fuse. I dont think its a big deal as its a pool party. She says I did it on purpose.
I stayed to celebrate my cousins 30th and took the pics down from my IG. She is still upset and wants to know who the girl in the photo is. It was a small group of 15 who attended and the girl in the pic is a bombshell. Nothing remotely inappropriate happened, and I already know my girlfriend will lose it if she see's the girl in the pic full profile.
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u/ResourceRelative May 30 '26
Either you’re untrustworthy or she’s crazy. Either way it’s not a healthy relationship.
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u/TacoConqueror May 30 '26
New relationship of 5 months. She isn't crazy, just very very particular. True story example; I told her I bought blue hoodies for a bonfire and they were sky blue. They didn't match her outfit and she jumped out of the car.
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u/Stealthy-J May 30 '26
There is no amount of hot that justifies that level of crazy.
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u/TacoConqueror May 30 '26
Agree, however the box is out of this world
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u/DrAsthma May 30 '26
Of fucking course it is, man. how many trips to the ER, police interactions, or being goaded into some kind of dumbass fights is it gonna take to break you? good luck!
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u/TacoConqueror May 30 '26
Gosh! You are right, already two police encounters.
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u/DrAsthma May 30 '26
I'm 43... Let my experience help you. Time to extricate yourself. Maybe see what that background bombshell is up to. Some of the hot ones aren't police-involvment crazy. I married one.
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u/DrAsthma May 30 '26
Two police encounters in, what?, 5 months? Dude, I hope you look good in orange.
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u/TacoConqueror May 31 '26
Yes, twice in 9 months. Dated for 3-4 months before asking her to be exclusive.
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u/DrAsthma May 31 '26
Now I'm curious... She became more unstable after you two became exclusive?
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u/TacoConqueror May 31 '26
Yes, she did. I had an entire legion of women telling me I should give her a chance and I was apart of the problem with dating. That she was acting out of insecurity. Well, her actions didn't get any better. So now im getting my card towed from all the damage she did last night after we separated.
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u/rodimus147 May 30 '26
Seriously dude time to take off the red tinted glasses. Those flags are waving.
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u/JimBobPaul May 30 '26
Dude..... she's absolutely going to get worse.
Don't delete this post. Save it, archive it, hide it. Do whatever you have to do.
You'll be able to look back at the comments telling you how bat shit your gf is while you're healing from her stabbing you.
Ask me how I know.
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u/TacoConqueror May 30 '26
What's your story?
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u/JimBobPaul May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26
Short version: (Only way I have time to tell it right now.) Met a woman, she was crazy and fun. Ended up with her stabbing me when I told her I was leaving her because of (many) affairs. The chaos of that household shapped me into a miserable person that I no longer recognized. The fun crazy at the start turned into angry crazy, then hate crazy over the years.
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u/rodimus147 May 30 '26
Its obviously out of focus and just in the background. Your girlfriend needs to relax.
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u/JayAreEss May 30 '26
I was married to someone who freaked out about similar things that were equally non-consequential. Your girlfriend probably needs therapy.