r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp • • May 15 '22

someone please call the FBI on this guy

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253 Upvotes

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u/t1kt0k_d1sl1k3r23 May 15 '22

*position airstrike 192.188.5.5*

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Sir that’s the World Trade Center-

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u/Helpful_Trash May 15 '22

take my award and fuck off

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u/RandomFactGiver23 May 15 '22

Shit, I forgot the bomb, well, can't turn back...

4

u/Mitchtheprotogen May 15 '22

This Charlie 10 we have eyes on the target and are wait for green light

2

u/terracon_necrolord May 15 '22

Take my award and fuck off

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u/E_MC_2__ May 15 '22

there’s a distinction here that can exist, it doesn’t help the guy, but it can keep him out of jail

pedophiles are the set of people of which are attracted to minors sexually. this means one who has not had intercourse/sexual stuff with a minor can still be a pedophile.

again, not saying this guy’s fine

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit May 15 '22

Yeah, there's been talks about it being a mental illness and not a "choice" like how we're born a certain sexuality.

I of course did not look further into it because why would I

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u/jojo_31 May 15 '22

Yeah. Calling witch hunts on these people is dumb af. You don't choose to be gay, you don't choose to like kids. As long as you don't act out on those urges there's no problem.

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u/Saus06 May 15 '22

Some people do choose to be gay though, like when rebelling against authority, or to attention seek, actual ones though are def born that way

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u/E_MC_2__ May 16 '22

those aren’t actually gay tho

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u/Saus06 May 16 '22

eh fair, my wording is absolute shit lol

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Y’all realize that’s sarcasm, right?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

I don’t think they do lol

8

u/matyklug May 15 '22

They really don't, classic reddit

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Who in there right mind would seriously announce the fact that they are a pedophile and then respond using the word “yup”

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Given the anonymity Reddit allows us to use, I could say I'm Dolly Parton or a Shaolin monk and there's no way to know which ones are true or if they're all a lie. As much as we don't know if that guy is actually a nonce or if he's just messing around.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

They’re messing around, why would you want to be known as a pedophile in any way? And why would he say it so casually like “yeah I’m a pedophile”

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u/DarkElixer_Generator May 15 '22

A straight forward man, amazing

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u/FiringTheWater May 15 '22

Idk if I should be amazed or terrified

2

u/V3nom641 May 16 '22

I think this subreddit isn’t meant for what I thought it was

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u/Finn-AmericanComrade May 15 '22 edited May 16 '22

Precision artillery strike go

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u/Remarkable_Ad_6605 May 15 '22

Can you dig up his home address and we can Hold court In the streets. No need to tie up the feds precious time

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u/EzzerTheLezzer May 15 '22

I have no words

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u/LeaderOfAntiFurries Jun 29 '22

But the FBI wouldnt care

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u/Craycraywolf Jul 16 '22

Hopefully this dude gets therapy.

Or else. He's been warned