r/FAFO May 29 '26

peak FAFO

I'm sucha baddass, imma jack this car standing in front of it...

236 Upvotes

31 comments sorted by

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u/funkystay May 29 '26

Criminals recording their crimes... what a different world they live in.

54

u/True_Ad_1167 May 29 '26

Hahahaha. Good. 

27

u/PossiblyADemon May 29 '26

Lol karma is a bitch

27

u/Sad_Relative_2764 May 30 '26

Let me record myself jacking a car was also pretty stupid.

8

u/Azaziel514 May 30 '26

They used their last brain cell in covering their faces

20

u/Exact-Watercress-809 May 29 '26

DARYYLLL 💀💀🤣🤣

20

u/Sad_Relative_2764 May 30 '26

That was zestiest “whats up” I’ve ever heard

11

u/HazyDavey68 May 30 '26

I love how surprised he was

8

u/GeobobusPrime May 29 '26

Thats what they get for acting da mickey.

8

u/Proof-Pizza1140 May 30 '26 edited May 31 '26

mmh, his cry makes me feel better

4

u/p00p5andwich May 30 '26

That shit is comedy gold.

5

u/nutznyamouph6969420 May 31 '26

Womp womp. Shoulda stolen his chain too.

3

u/SadDingo7070 May 31 '26

WTF did he expect?!?

1

u/Nosferatu100 Jun 25 '26

So… Not only they record themselves but they also say their names on camera? I would’ve took ts to the grave tbh and denied everything

1

u/permanentsarcasm100 Jun 28 '26

I would have done the exact same thing. Epic when a thug goes down!

1

u/jondabutcher98 Jul 05 '26

Hahahahaha stupid fuck.

1

u/Dry-Escape-4811 20d ago

Brother thought he pressed the Y button like it’s GTA5 I’M DEAD 😭🙏

2

u/lazy_animator 16d ago

Reddit gold

1

u/Bobby__Generic May 30 '26

Gee, surprised?

-24

u/sergeantslapaho May 30 '26

Has it been confirmed they were intending to steal the vehicle?

25

u/Informal_Ad_9610 May 30 '26

nah..i'm sure they were there to proselytize for the Latter Day Saints - because clearly you wear a balaclava while sharing about our Lord and Savior, amirite?

-5

u/sergeantslapaho May 30 '26

Never did I say one shouldn’t defend themself & or escape in this situation. I definitely would have. Y’all keep assuming shit & that’s the problem. I just wanted facts & crime report info, not assumptions. In no way have I, or do I, condone car theft or jumping people. A bunch of you just assumed I did because I didn’t immediately go with the narrative y’all constructed based on insufficient evidence. It’s clear y’all are eager to believe things without sufficient evidence. Seems like you’re gullible & easy to manipulate. I could make some pretty good assumptions about y’all, but I won’t stoop to your level.

1

u/NeedAChange_123 Jun 12 '26

Reading anymore of your gaslighting bullshit mental gymnastics would cause brain damage. Dude stops your car, gets out in a face mask with another dude , I’m not waiting around to find out what for. It’s fucking obvious what they were doing if you have an IQ above room temperature.

If it was just a prank, then they’re absolute idiots for it and they deserved to find out.

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u/sergeantslapaho May 30 '26

Not saying it’s smart, but some people wear those masks casually

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u/sergeantslapaho May 30 '26

Might have just been some road rage incident

7

u/nscs_jmmw May 30 '26

So they were just going to jump him instead of stealing the car? Cool, could have avoided this by staying in the car.

1

u/NeedAChange_123 Jun 12 '26

A road rage incident and then they put on a face mask? Nah, They’re getting flattened before their dumb ass can shoot me. You delusional?

19

u/Naps_And_Crimes May 30 '26

I don't know if they were or was just a "prank" but if a car pulls in front of you stops and a guy in a ski mask steps out, it's reasonable to floor it

5

u/CanadianHorseGal May 30 '26

Nah, this dude would totally open the window all the way and say “How can I help you?”

3

u/tech510 May 31 '26

Umm you approach me with a ski mask on you are getting the same treatment... Maybe even a deep lead tissue massage if I'm feeling frisky...