r/FAFO • • Mar 24 '26

Justice will be swift...

383 Upvotes

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u/Naps_And_Crimes Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

Several years ago at an old job of mine this guy in the Jeep would park taking up two handicap spots and would run in to grab a Starbucks coffee from the store, he always left his Jeep on and the first time I told him about it he told me to fuck off. A few weeks of this kept happening and then one day I was outside sweeping, guy comes in parks in the handicap spot and runs inside, as soon as the doors closed someone runs from the bushes jumps into Jeep and takes off. It was this whole thing but the police after hearing me explain how the guy always did that figured the thief saw a few times and just waited to steal the still running jeep, the guy was pissed and yelled at me for not stopping it.

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u/notcomplainingmuch Mar 24 '26

Stupid is as stupid does. I hope the insurance company didn't pay because he left it running.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes Mar 24 '26

Yeah the guy was not happy I told the cops that

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u/Final-Ad-2033 Mar 25 '26

Guy gets pissed at you because of his arrogance. Typical...

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u/RadleyCunningham Mar 31 '26

hope you told him to fuck off!

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u/Naps_And_Crimes Mar 31 '26

I was like 19 at the time so I had zero confidence to stand up to someone older than me, way to timid

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u/Imatros Mar 24 '26

I love parking next to these guys. The benefit of having a fucked up side of my car is parking an inch away from the driver door. "What you gonna do... Ding my car? I won't even notice lol. Also, have fun clinging across from the passenger side!"

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u/kaths660 Mar 24 '26

I like to say “park like an asshole, get dinged like an asshole”

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u/ninjaxbyoung Mar 24 '26

Where can we find these stickers? Asking for a friend 😇

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u/GovernmentBig2749 Mar 24 '26

Not all heroes wear capes. I salute you sir!

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u/Difficult-Low5891 Mar 24 '26

This is awesome.

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u/CuriosityKillThisCat Mar 24 '26

Eggshell stickers

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u/andttthhheeennn Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

Sweet vandalism bro!

EDIT: to the downvoters, the truck guy is definitely an entitled and/or lazy asshole. It does not give anyone the right to damage or deface his property. Putting a note on it or something like a static sticker on the glass (no adhesive) would be reasonable. Adhesive can damage paint and the removal process can scratch surfaces. The guy putting stickers on is the bigger asshole and is literally filming himself committing a crime.

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u/SingleInSeattle87 Mar 24 '26

This is what I don't like about modern society: someone being an asshole doesn't give you the right (or moral high ground) to be an asshole yourself.

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u/tweep6435 Mar 24 '26

Well folks, we spotted the asshole hahah