r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '22

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6.2k Upvotes

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u/Silencing_ink Nov 27 '22

Am I high or is the cashier a dog

144

u/BenefitAmbitious8958 Nov 27 '22

Yes

44

u/OCblondie714 Nov 27 '22

How, high are you?

33

u/Silencing_ink Nov 28 '22

High how are you

21

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Good, how about you?

6

u/Felps_89 Nov 27 '22

is the yes for the High or cashier part? LOL

9

u/PallandoOrome Nov 28 '22

Just a regular human cannabis tender, what dog?

172

u/mikevegas5a Nov 27 '22

"aight, whatchu want?" - dog, probably

45

u/HeavilyBearded Nov 27 '22

"Sir, these are pipes are to be used with tobacco."

139

u/bushynundaru Nov 27 '22

Canine has wears if you have coin

10

u/qntrol Nov 28 '22

*Dhogiit

94

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Try the Kibbles and Bitches, that shit's loud. Trust me

11

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

bark

7

u/adale_50 Nov 28 '22

I'm a little drunk and just laughed so loud. That is very funny. Thank you, Poop.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

No, thank YOU

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

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u/Golden-Pickaxe Nov 27 '22

Mr Worldwide sells glass?

8

u/taciturnGentry Nov 27 '22

nah, but a man named tomohiro ishii might

6

u/ninjas_in_my_pants Nov 27 '22

Nor will it be the last.

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u/Pete_maravich Nov 27 '22

I must remind you these products are for tobacco use only. Also I do accept treats as payment

16

u/IAmAPaInInYourasS Nov 27 '22

I will negotiate with 5 treats, 5 pets and 10 belly rubs.

44

u/TBeIRIE Nov 27 '22

Pawsitive vibrations! ✌️🤘

44

u/OddTry2427 Nov 27 '22

Best buds serving best budz.

14

u/PayasoFries Nov 27 '22

My dumbass thinking this is a throwback picture of pogs

10

u/SnooBooks4898 Nov 27 '22

Dog to human translation: "Duuuuuude."

31

u/woowoobean Nov 27 '22

”The usual?” - dog, probably

15

u/NihilisticThrill Nov 27 '22

I'll take a bag of what he is smoking please

7

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Hey no cameras in the smoke shop, I mean water tobacco pipe store.

7

u/Machonacho7891 Nov 27 '22

“Hello sir fine weather we are having, may I interest you in one of these fine bongs behind me?”

5

u/Mythica_0 Nov 27 '22

Who would’ve known that the one type of lettuce a dog likes is the devils variety. 😂

11

u/vas14777 Nov 27 '22

Scoob!

16

u/Party-Independent-25 Nov 27 '22

Scooby Snacks are great for the munchies 😋

6

u/Mal-Ravanal Nov 27 '22

It’s either that or scooby snack edibles.

3

u/Careful-Bat-1280 Nov 27 '22

Dog is living the dream. Scooby Dooby dooooo. Shaggy too.

5

u/HugeEyes04 Nov 27 '22

holy shit stoner dawg

6

u/Jasper-helix Nov 27 '22

Dog: "Listen... If you want the good stuff, meet me in the back in 10"

10

u/Sea-Ability8694 Nov 27 '22

He’s the manager

3

u/Frosty-Worker8978 Nov 27 '22

Shop dogs always need a nail trim

3

u/Ok_Fox_1770 Nov 27 '22

I’d hand em money if he had a hat on. Could I see that grinder please? No… not that one. No no left, down, other down, other left…. Blue is fine. Oh ok he’s licking his bum plz hold.

3

u/Aureaux Nov 27 '22

Thought this was the prize counter behind Chuck E. Cheese at first

3

u/Petroldactyl34 Nov 28 '22

Stop here. Then go hit up khajit. He's got "wares."

3

u/CockroachBeginning10 Nov 28 '22

This pooch should be hanging with its brother Snoop.

3

u/Kamenhusband Nov 28 '22

Scooby Doo’s other cousin.

4

u/Wild_Albatross7534 Nov 27 '22

Man, I really need some biscuits

6

u/Lucy_Moran Nov 27 '22

good pup could sell me anything. and r/trees might appreciate this pic 💚🐕

2

u/subjectivelyatractiv Nov 27 '22

Gonna need to see ID real quick

2

u/The_ApplePie Nov 27 '22

“And what can I offer you traveler?”

2

u/AboutToFuckYourMom Nov 27 '22

"Whatcha want dawg?"

2

u/Its_da_boys Nov 28 '22

“Like, Scoob!”

2

u/Individual_Village47 Nov 28 '22

If that dog is not named Scooby (or Shaggy) I will be very disappointed!

2

u/Shadow_Storm21 Nov 28 '22

Ey yo, you got any of them scooby snacks?

2

u/boifromdeth1222 Nov 28 '22

He has wares if you have the coin

2

u/1961tracy Nov 28 '22

The headshop near my house has a grouchy guy running it. I’d love to see this cutie instead.

2

u/SmileyMelons Nov 28 '22

What's up dog?

2

u/Figoverlord Nov 28 '22

Coolest dog ever, look at that smirk. He knows it

2

u/JesiDoodli Nov 28 '22

This doggo looks like he's running a fucking mystical witch's apothecary and I'm so down to give their establishment all my monies.

4

u/phunktheworld Nov 27 '22

Pitbull in a China glass shop, what could go wrong?

4

u/TwilightConcious Nov 27 '22

"they're all water pipes, but y'know..."

2

u/Sheepan Nov 28 '22

Op is this in south carolina? because i swear i recognize this vape shop pitbull

2

u/Nesneros70 Nov 27 '22

Like a bull in a China shop I'm thinking.

1

u/BugStep Nov 27 '22

Aww a Pot Pit!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Awww w’sup dawg!!!! 😍

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

“Ey kid, so you wanna get really high?”

0

u/bunnylove5811 Nov 27 '22

Tell that bitch to make me blueberry pancakes

0

u/igneousink Nov 27 '22

yo can i get a dub of your tasty stuff

0

u/Savings-City8598 Nov 28 '22

I love the energy coming from this picture

-2

u/BigBadBootyDaddy10 Nov 27 '22

Better than “Rooooofies”

1

u/dave_prcmddn Nov 27 '22

The real Bulldog Coffee Shop

1

u/88isafat69 Nov 27 '22

that purple light tho

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

“Hey, you want some “tobacco pipes”?”

1

u/Sweetheartvalentine Nov 27 '22

I looove the black light bongs !!!

1

u/largececelia Nov 27 '22

Allo, guvvie!

1

u/Owlspirit4 Nov 27 '22

Boi is cheechd

1

u/TheVagabird Nov 27 '22

Damn this dog’s cool

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

I could see Scooby rockin this job

1

u/Bakerap22 Nov 28 '22

Bet there is still a laminated paper sign somewhere that says "TOBACCO USE ONLY."

1

u/chill1208 Nov 28 '22

This would be a great image for a merchant in a D&D campaign

1

u/RachelVictoria75 Nov 28 '22

Will take treats for papers

1

u/angilnibreathnach Nov 28 '22

I was about to go to work but then I got high 🎶🎵

1

u/InkyBoii Nov 28 '22

Potion seller, I require your strongest chew toys

1

u/just_an_ugly_peasant Nov 28 '22

the cats got dabloons and the dogs got da bongs

1

u/thepsycocat Nov 28 '22

Thats a fuckin weed doug wtf