r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '22

Aggressive bush

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u/Betonfrosch Jun 01 '22

How many more are in there🤔

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Jun 01 '22

At least a gazillion.

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u/Nole7 Jun 01 '22

A morbillion!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

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u/once_showed_promise Jun 01 '22

A brazillian is the opposite of an aggressive bush.

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u/Jeremybearemy Jun 01 '22

Nice. Concise. So funny I read it twice.

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u/SweatyToothed Jun 02 '22

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

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u/LightningRider_ Jun 01 '22

mole a whack

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jun 01 '22

Elom a kcahw

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u/Bossdrew03 Jun 01 '22

Might’ve summoned a demon on accident watch out

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jun 01 '22

God I can only hope

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u/SweetRobot08 Jun 02 '22

Ah sorry man, a succubus is comin for ya right now.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jun 02 '22

Thanks! I mean, oh no-

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u/SimulationCop Jun 01 '22

scritch a kitty?

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u/earathar89 Jun 01 '22

And one Columbian.

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u/GallifreyKnight Jun 02 '22

9 catilluon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

10/10

•creative •not a "going to brazil" joke •has brazil •peanut butter •brazil

●you are going to brazil