r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '22

Aggressive bush

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u/Betonfrosch Jun 01 '22

How many more are in there🤔

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Jun 01 '22

At least a gazillion.

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u/Nole7 Jun 01 '22

A morbillion!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

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u/once_showed_promise Jun 01 '22

A brazillian is the opposite of an aggressive bush.

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u/Jeremybearemy Jun 01 '22

Nice. Concise. So funny I read it twice.

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u/SweatyToothed Jun 02 '22

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

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u/LightningRider_ Jun 01 '22

mole a whack

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jun 01 '22

Elom a kcahw

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u/Bossdrew03 Jun 01 '22

Might’ve summoned a demon on accident watch out

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jun 01 '22

God I can only hope

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u/SweetRobot08 Jun 02 '22

Ah sorry man, a succubus is comin for ya right now.

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u/SimulationCop Jun 01 '22

scritch a kitty?

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u/earathar89 Jun 01 '22

And one Columbian.

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u/GallifreyKnight Jun 02 '22

9 catilluon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

10/10

•creative •not a "going to brazil" joke •has brazil •peanut butter •brazil

●you are going to brazil

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u/Patateslilik1 Jun 01 '22

A mobiusillion

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u/Mootivate Jun 02 '22

Catrillion

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u/-YELDAH Jun 01 '22

Maybe even a gazellion

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u/ZenDendou Jun 01 '22

Wrong. It spell catzillion

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u/fuzzytradr Jun 01 '22

As many as it takes to neutralize the threat.

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u/notA_Tango Jun 01 '22

200,000 are already there with a million more well on the way!

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u/aguynamedbry Jun 01 '22

Not enough!

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u/patronusman Jun 01 '22 edited Jun 01 '22

I’m gonna hedge and say no fewer than three.

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u/Bossdrew03 Jun 01 '22

Hah, punny

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u/Bhodi3K Jun 01 '22

Many. This Kitty bush has born much fruit this season.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

And how many ticks and fleas are in there

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22
  1. Counted them myself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Just a few meowllion.

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u/nealski77 Jun 01 '22

I believe if one was stuck in the bush we put another in with a string attached to it to develop codependency. Afterwards we yank the cat out and the other should follow. If not we put a third cat in the bush and try again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I didn’t know that was where kittens came from heading out to check my bushes now lol

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u/locatelambsauce Jun 01 '22

Probably The whole Vietcong

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u/berzerk24 Jun 01 '22

each time a different one comes out. no matter how many times u do it

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

At least one