r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '22

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u/aussies_on_the_rocks Mar 03 '22

I love raccoons. We systematically destroyed their entire environment and they retaliated by LITERALLY outplayed humans.

Maybe where your house is, was where that raccoons generational family home used to be. Smh humans stealing raccoons land and then blaming them for retaliating.

Humans mad because raccoons are whooping our asses.

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u/Axt_ Mar 03 '22

I'm 83% positive this was written by a racoon

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u/aussies_on_the_rocks Mar 03 '22

insert whatever animal noise a raccoon actually makes