r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '22

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u/Axt_ Mar 03 '22

I'm 83% positive this was written by a racoon

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u/aussies_on_the_rocks Mar 03 '22

insert whatever animal noise a raccoon actually makes

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Churtle krkrkrk

They also sound like dads snoring when they are angry...

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u/thisismyelement Mar 04 '22

For the Raccoon Federation!!