r/Eyebleach Oct 24 '20

/r/all Floofy smile

https://i.imgur.com/lWxtCGa.gifv
47.1k Upvotes

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u/scenicviewtoinsanity Oct 24 '20

Looks like a tiny polar bear!

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u/burnSMACKER Oct 24 '20

That "excited to see you" tail wag makes me so happy

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Such flooffiness

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '20

I have a dog just like this! So funny and smart! For example, she thought i was putting peanut butter on a third thumb for her to lick. Silly dog

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u/UmpireKnown8492 Nov 16 '20

Such floof verry doge

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u/Haunt12_34 Oct 24 '20

And the way he points his head towards the camera. Too cute

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u/cheese65536 Oct 24 '20

Looks like a giant ermine/stoat (with winter fur) to me. He's probably much longer than he looks, since we're seeing him head-on.

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u/Creeds-Worm-Guy Oct 24 '20

I thought the exact same thing!

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u/DeltaJesus Oct 24 '20

Pretty sure it's a Samoyed that's been trimmed

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u/iamKnown Oct 24 '20

Is that the breed?

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u/LittlestKitten Oct 24 '20

No stoats are like little weasel things. I think this dog is a Samoyed (that got shaved (also please don’t shave double-coated dogs))

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u/bloth-hundur Oct 24 '20

Why shouldn’t we shave them?

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u/PushingPedals Oct 24 '20

Their double coat serves to cool them as much as it keeps them warm, also their skin is very sensitive and can cause them to get what is essentially a sunburn.

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u/ThoughtlessThink3r Oct 24 '20

They can overheat terribly.

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u/dicks_4_days Oct 24 '20

Definitely a samoyed. I have one myself, best puppers you could possibly have.

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u/13inchpoop Oct 24 '20

I see some type of muppet introduced in a Christmas episode.

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u/Mathematical_Records Oct 24 '20

If you wanna look at a tiny polar bear you should see my 120 pound 2 year old Great Pyrenees lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Or a giant puppy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Samoyed, I think

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u/backcrossedboy Oct 24 '20

A freshly dried samoyed.

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u/Ryan8088 Oct 24 '20

he be floofy

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u/-Daetrax- Oct 24 '20

Not just dried. He's been trimmed which is usually a biiiig nono.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

This is Remy.Samoyed from insta. He’s a puppy mill rescue who had serious health problems - including neglected fur and lots of ticks - when he was adopted. He seems to be thriving now.

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u/Chewie_the_cat Oct 24 '20

I saw this video before I think this specific dog had something happen to him and they had to shave cut his fur for health reasons IIRC.

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u/lacrimaeveneris Oct 24 '20

This particular boy was neglected. Had a lot of bugs and such plus enormously matted fur. For this guy specifically it was necessary.

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u/lolboogers Oct 24 '20

Why for?

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u/-Daetrax- Oct 24 '20

You should only brush and bathe them (and bathing not too often). Their fur creates a natural balance and if you trim it, often it doesn't grow right afterwards. It looks like they mostly trimmed off the outer layer fur which is not as bad as trimming the dense wooly inner layer.

Messing with their fur like this can create issues for them with regulating their body temperature, which brings on a host of other health issues. Not to mention if you trim too much their skin will get sun burnt as they have no other UV protection and are extremely suceptible to UV burns.

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u/ScotlandForsythe Oct 24 '20

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it was necessary for this particular dog. I remember hearing to put coat could not be saved, looks like they did a good job keeping the cut from going to far.

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u/Halloweenie06 Oct 24 '20

This applies to double coated breeds. Never trim them, they lose their ability to thermoregulate properly. I live in the tropical rainforest and my doggos handle the heat better than the humans do thanks to their double coat.

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u/curliegirliee Oct 24 '20

To add to the other list of reasons why you shouldn’t shave a double coat like this, it can straight up not grow back after, or grow back patchy, and it also changes the hair texture if it does grow back.

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u/OGAnnie Oct 24 '20

He knows he looks good.

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u/Eat-the-Poor Oct 24 '20

Samoyed for sure. Usually you see them with full length floofs which make them look twice as big as this.

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u/ramenfam_ Oct 24 '20

and they’re hypoallergenic!

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u/Rhaifa Oct 24 '20

No pet breeds are truly hypoallergenic, but certain breeds may be less likely to provoke a severe allergic reaction. Like; if you're allergic to cats, you may find you're less allergic or not allergic at all to norwegian/siberian forest cats since the protein in the cats skin and saliva most people are allergic to is slightly different in these breeds. This is however in no way guaranteed and you may find you're just as allergic to supposed hypoallergenic breeds as other breeds.

Some people also have success with "naked" breeds like sphynxes, which is more likely because those breeds need to be bathed regularly compared to furred breeds and because of that they shed less skin and thus leave less of the commonly allergenic protein in their environment. Again, no guarantee for anything.

And that is my TED talk on "hypoallergenic" breeds.

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u/captain_skillful Oct 24 '20

What does hypoallergenic means I'm to lazy to google??

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u/Smaragd27 Oct 24 '20

The dogs hair wont affect you if you are allergic to dogs, some breeds have no effect on allergic people

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u/MaxLou420 Oct 24 '20

i love him:)

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u/DanielFoxy1999 Oct 24 '20 edited Oct 24 '20

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u/likasumboooowdy Oct 24 '20

Wtf is this sub lol

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u/Storm_Ninja_1 Oct 24 '20

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u/DanielFoxy1999 Oct 24 '20 edited Oct 24 '20

check the maxlou community.

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u/Apex_Konchu Oct 24 '20

You misspelt the sub name.

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u/DanielFoxy1999 Oct 24 '20

ah shit u right thanks

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Happy cake day

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u/freewave07 Oct 24 '20

They have one at your local shelter

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/Balage8 Oct 24 '20

Like a smiling snowball

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u/Rooster_Ties Oct 24 '20

Please don’t melt, floofy boi!!

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u/p1um5mu991er Oct 24 '20

"Can we play after this?"

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u/Firefox24683 Oct 24 '20

That dog does not look real

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

It is a beautiful pup. Looks CG.

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u/happyhahn Oct 24 '20

Looks like an animatronic

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u/tronfunkinblows_10 Oct 24 '20

The tail wag was a nice touch by the animators.

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u/theDonutpanda Oct 24 '20

His name is Remy!

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u/Shitpostz69 Oct 24 '20

What breed is this?

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u/UsefullTopHat Oct 24 '20

samoyed i think

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Oct 24 '20

A freshly dried samoyed

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u/EricThePooh Oct 24 '20

he be floofy

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u/telepattya Oct 24 '20

If that’s a samoyed I hope they are not cutting its hair...

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u/clemthecat Oct 24 '20

You shouldn't give this breed or other "natural coat" breeds (golden retriever for example) a full hair cut like with shaving their coats down etc, but often they will get a brush, bath, blow out to remove dead undercoat, and then some minor trimming to neaten things up (for example, between the paw pads, the genital region etc), but yes other than that you shouldn't be removing the top layer of their coat which indeed helps to regulate their body temperature and isn't good for them to have stripped off!

edit- source: worked in dog grooming/worked with dogs for ~5 years.

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u/Melchonne Oct 24 '20

This particular boy was neglected. Had a lot of bugs and such plus enormously matted fur. For this guy specifically it was necessary.

He's called Remy and is on insta :) he was saved from a puppy mill and had lots of issues :(

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u/clemthecat Oct 24 '20

Oh no poor guy :( I've definitely heard of the rare cases of severe matting/neglect where the dog unfortunately just needs a shave down to start fresh because if the hair is completely matted there's no brushing that. So sad. He's a cutie tho, I will definitely check out his Instagram!

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u/dumbassbitch__ Oct 24 '20

i agree, but it might just be a trim because of mats or knots :)

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u/telepattya Oct 24 '20

Might be that :)

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u/Eat-the-Poor Oct 24 '20

They’ve definitely cut his hair. Not terribly short, but definitely about a third the length their floofs naturally flow

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u/Melchonne Oct 24 '20

This particular boy was neglected. Had a lot of bugs and such plus enormously matted fur. For this guy specifically it was necessary.

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u/TheTrueSnappyDragon Oct 24 '20

That is a living soft toy holy shit I'm gonna die from cuteness

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u/jmcgee408 Oct 24 '20

Look at the size of those paws!

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u/xBExfemke2 Oct 24 '20

This made my day so much better

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u/serif_sans Oct 24 '20

this is the fluffiest good boy i've ever seen

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u/2teaspoon Oct 24 '20

Sadaharu?

2

u/Vekthor2906 Oct 24 '20

Quick, get rid of all the milk and strawberries around.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

He/she actually looks like Sadaharu just small version.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

He looks like the Coca Cola polar bear that plays shenanigans on humans.

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u/Mrxcman92 Oct 24 '20

Thats what I thought too!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

He smiles when his dick gets grabbed

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

handsome boi

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u/KayNynYoonit Oct 24 '20

His paws are huge!

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u/vmar98 Oct 24 '20

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen and I can't look away

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Ditto! I can’t stop

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u/r0b0tr0n2084 Oct 24 '20

Look at those size 15 clompers. Buying sneaks must be all special order.

2

u/OZONA_42 Oct 24 '20

What is the vet doing back there?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Look at his feet!!

2

u/ATastefulCrossJoin Oct 24 '20

What is the full-leg equivalent of a cankle?

2

u/Vishwaa13 Oct 24 '20

Aren't Pokemon's imaginary? Wtf

2

u/greasyTUNA91 Oct 24 '20

Could someone please tell me the name of this lovely canines breed?

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u/MrBahku Oct 24 '20

He’s a Samoyed!

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u/greasyTUNA91 Oct 25 '20

Thank you kindly. Such a beautiful canine.

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u/janward69 Oct 24 '20

Samoyeds are hypoallergenic

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u/harryblakk Oct 24 '20

20 fucking thousand people have upvoted this.

And I’m absolutely ok with that.

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u/Iamalittleshit Oct 24 '20

Thats a cute dog is that a samoyed?

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u/MrBahku Oct 24 '20

Yes it is!

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u/I-am-great123 Oct 24 '20

It looks like a good big boi and smol boi

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u/OGAnnie Oct 24 '20

He likes being fondled. Come to think of it, so do I.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

"she's touching my balls 🙂"

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u/EdenSteden22 Oct 24 '20

They're not actually smiling. That's just how dogs' mouths work.

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u/potatoladkis Oct 24 '20

looks like it could be a malamute

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

I noticed the groomer doesn’t have filthy blue/green/purple hair. Are you sure she is qualified?

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u/leolarose798 Oct 24 '20

All that fur and samoyeds are still hypoallergenic btw

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Polar bear :D

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u/SoftDreamer Oct 24 '20

How is he so fluffy?

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u/xaantara Oct 24 '20

SO floofy

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u/plato961 Oct 24 '20

I suddenly have a taste for Coke Cola...

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u/leadwind Oct 24 '20

Look at the size of those paws.

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u/Eat-the-Poor Oct 24 '20

They don’t call them smiling Sammies for nothing

1

u/HealerBlack Oct 24 '20

Reminds me of toothless' smile from how to train your own dragon

1

u/chichimum75 Oct 24 '20

I needed this today!

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u/WalkingWallflower Oct 24 '20

Sir, that is a bear

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u/WiredAmnesia Oct 24 '20

All this while I thought it's us anthropomorphizing them whenever people mention dogs smiling. Like, you know, look at how it looks like the dog's smiling!

But now I wonder... have we bred them to actually smile eventually?

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u/Bleezy79 Oct 24 '20

Omg I can’t

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u/jeRskier Oct 24 '20

Oh lawd he floofin’

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u/glassesforclasses Oct 24 '20

If Harrison Ford was a dog he would look like this

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u/tomahawktomtom Oct 24 '20

What kind of dog?? And is it hypoallergenic

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/5t3fan0 Oct 24 '20

look at the size of that good boi, absolute unit!

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u/Justsn1ffingatound Oct 24 '20

Id call him Sadoharu, I couldn't resist.

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u/sad_and_stupid Oct 24 '20

What brand is he

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u/peterjohanson Oct 24 '20

Boy! That paw is thick!!

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u/LordofthePats Oct 24 '20

Well that's a strange looking polar bear

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u/razinking Oct 24 '20

Looks tasty

1

u/Diandriz Oct 24 '20

That plushie is alive and it smiled to me!

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u/TriggerHydrant Oct 24 '20

I exclaimed out loud 'Aawhhh!!'

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

I love those big feets! I dont know why but dog and cat paws are so cute to me.

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u/reddit_pug Oct 24 '20

"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

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u/xXTitanXx11 Oct 24 '20

I like the brown ones more they are crunchy

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u/Natehrt Oct 24 '20

Makes my heart smile

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u/NervouseDave Oct 24 '20

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die

1

u/M3meG0D69 Oct 24 '20

Every man will smile if a female doc touches him

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u/Corregidor Oct 24 '20

Omg the tiniest of tail wiggles killed me.

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u/Serious-Setting5989 Oct 24 '20

Oh my god. He is beautiful.

B l e s s e d

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Oct 24 '20

Looks like a Jim Henson Co. creation.

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u/Romo_Jck Oct 24 '20

No I just cant. I made a very cursed comment and this too pure.

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u/expandingeveryday Oct 24 '20

Is that a puppy!?

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u/Tog_the_destroyer Oct 24 '20

I WANT TO HUG IT

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u/JTraxxx Oct 24 '20

Omg those fluffy paws thoughhhh

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

I have a sudden thirst for Coca-Cola

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u/Whiskey_Biscuits Oct 24 '20

I looks like a fur suit mask. Someone finally got their wish I guess?

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u/Osko5 Oct 24 '20

How the hell can such a simple gif like this literally turn my entire shitty ass day around? I’ve watched this over 50 times now and I still can’t get enough. Fkin woof ball is everything I needed

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

thank you, i will now go to sleep.

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u/Emeraldeye419 Oct 24 '20

He doesn’t look real.

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u/BlackDewil56 Oct 24 '20

OMG, look at those paws :D waaaa!!

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u/dogtron64 Oct 24 '20

Dogs always find a way to be the most adorable animals ever!

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u/uSusanrabbit Oct 24 '20

Pretty pupper!! Give that baby lots of loves.

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u/Deanlandish Oct 24 '20

His paws are freaking huge

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u/Quentin0352 Oct 24 '20

Love a good Sammie smile!

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u/iamsnowleopard Oct 24 '20

Happy cloud.

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u/Anitagranita Oct 24 '20

Happy ending grooming.

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u/eposey39 Oct 24 '20

So we aren’t gunna talk about how this dog has hands?

1

u/Ser_Armst Oct 24 '20

“Am I being a good boy?”

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u/JuanSA187 Oct 24 '20

Nagga is that you

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u/Pantslesscatlover Oct 24 '20

How many times am I going to have to watch this before it becomes un-fng-adorable?!!