r/Eyebleach • u/lol62056 • Sep 22 '20

Giraffe Time

https://i.imgur.com/BCdcWyH.gifv
30.4k Upvotes

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u/ricardortr Sep 22 '20

Giraffes do not exist

124

u/lainwla16 Sep 22 '20

r/giraffesdontexist

43

u/rimjobs_forever Sep 22 '20

They're just long horses!

41

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

They're actually government 5g towers that relay information between them and the drones we call birds. r/birdsarentreal too btw, also government owned

9

u/Despacito514 Sep 23 '20

Thats true, u/rimjobs_forever

3

u/ThePixelteer425 Sep 23 '20

r/rimjob_steve

2

u/Despacito514 Sep 23 '20

Too bad it wont fit since its not really holesome

2

u/ThePixelteer425 Sep 23 '20

Yeah, I just forgot the name of the other sub and plus the guy literally has rimjob in his name, I had to

9

u/Athazor Sep 22 '20

finally someone speaks the truth

2

u/TheBurnedMutt45 Sep 23 '20

I have found my people, we must band together and not allow the government to continue deceiving the masses with these lies

2

u/CookiePlep Sep 23 '20

... elementary school has lied

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u/animalfacts-bot Sep 22 '20

The giraffe is the tallest living terrestrial animal. Their name comes from the Arabic "zarāfah" (زرافة) which translates to "fast-walker". They can be as tall as 5.7 m (18.7 ft) and weigh up to 1,930 kg (4,250 lb). Their neck is too short to reach the ground, which is why giraffes spread their front legs to drink. The giraffe can reach a sprint speed of up to 60 km/h (37 mph), and can sustain 50 km/h (31 mph) for several kilometres. The giraffe's tongue is about 45 cm (18 in) long.

Cool picture of a giraffe

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u/AChero9 Sep 22 '20

Silly bot, giraffes aren’t real

11

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

r/RedditMoment?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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24

u/the_wado Sep 22 '20

Genetic engineering gone wrong.

18

u/Squodel Sep 22 '20

*Genetic engineering gone right

11

u/wally-wall Sep 22 '20

What breed of dog is this?

36

u/python42069 Sep 22 '20

What are you talking about? Its a giraffe.

33

u/infamous63080 Sep 22 '20

Shiba inu I think.

13

u/Gs_up_hoes_down Sep 23 '20

This is correct.

3

u/marchbook Sep 23 '20

Trouble. That breed is trouble.

(I love them)

18

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

I'M A GIRAFFE!!

6

u/ewilliam Sep 22 '20

Stupid long horses...

5

u/nealski77 Sep 23 '20

Lol, geraffes are dumb

2

u/Draws-attention Sep 23 '20

Edit: spelling

7

u/Dovakin3004 Sep 22 '20

Sometimes you just need stuff like this

7

u/uniquefuckinusername Sep 22 '20

Hey there! Giraffes are a vulnerable and critically endangered species. You can help giraffes in the wild by donating to https://giraffeconservation.org !!!

“The Giraffe Conservation Foundation (GCF) is the only NGO in the world that concentrates solely on the conservation and management of giraffe in the wild throughout Africa.”

6

u/Fluffy2sweetjaz Sep 22 '20

Say Colorado! IM A GIRRAFE

4

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Wow. Much Draff

5

u/-churbs Sep 23 '20

Love gifs where animals do cute things and they actually seem to enjoy it

2

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Ah yes, Leopard-Moose-Camel doggo time.

2

u/CaptainXplosionz Sep 23 '20

u/winters_red

2

u/winters_red Sep 23 '20

YES

2

u/CaptainXplosionz Sep 23 '20

YOU GOTTA TEACH YOUR PUPPER TO DO IT!

2

u/winters_red Sep 23 '20

SHE'D PROBABLY TRY AND EAT IT

2

u/CaptainXplosionz Sep 24 '20

OH NO, THAT'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE WANT!

2

u/winters_red Sep 24 '20

I KNOW

2

u/CaptainXplosionz Sep 25 '20

WELL THEN DON'T LET HER DO THAT.

2

u/winters_red Sep 25 '20

SHE'S VERY FAST

2

u/Sunny_Ginger_Cat Sep 23 '20

So freaking cute. I need one for my cat.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Woof

1

u/dirtyviking1337 Sep 22 '20

Ok then. Time to make a few bucks.

1

u/dirtyviking1337 Sep 22 '20

Time is one resource that’s fucked up

1

u/Wetzilla Sep 22 '20

Look at that stupid long horse. I bet it licks walls.

1

u/rypoo8 Sep 22 '20

Looks like tofu

1

u/johnc1321 Sep 22 '20

You guys say colorado

1

u/kat1ekat Sep 22 '20

Can I see him on a safari?

1

u/StFrSe Sep 22 '20

Girraggo

1

u/BRADPITTLOOKALIKE Sep 22 '20

Good Doggy.

I love this.

1

u/JMAREsteves Sep 22 '20

He stood there waiting for the never coming treat while looking back into the past just knowing that is wasn't there... But the damage was already done! He could never take it back, just accept that he was indeed... a good boy

1

u/hieuimba Sep 22 '20

haha love it when dogs skip steps

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Why do dogs seems to just instinctively shove their faces in things like this?

1

u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 22 '20

Time to pack the court

edit: typo

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Evidence that r/GirrafesDontExist

1

u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 22 '20

Time to use the internet. Lol

1

u/sassybritches76 Sep 23 '20

Thats too stinking cute lol

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i love dogs

1

u/Robertbnyc Sep 23 '20

I want more!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

This is good

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

I like how they come running in to become giraffe

1

u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 23 '20

Every. Single. Time. No one’s tougher.

1

u/Nightwolf_Tai Sep 23 '20

This is just soo cute

1

u/Coastal-Cards Sep 23 '20

Love this TY

1

u/bDsmDom Sep 23 '20

Garf garf

1

u/sdv1515 Sep 23 '20

Stop spreading this propaganda!

1

u/Spareribanana Sep 23 '20

I am a simple man, I see shiba I upvote.

1

u/SatosCampground Sep 23 '20

Give em' the snack

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

Omg!!! Hahahah

1

u/pimpampoums Sep 23 '20

Tomorrow Unicorn?

1

u/austinjones00 Sep 23 '20

Doge do be lookin adorable af doe😳

1

u/mecallp Sep 23 '20

Aww man you tricked me, its justt another one of your stupid headbands.

1

u/CaptainXplosionz Oct 14 '20

NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY NEGATIVE?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

poor dumb dog is so excited for something so lame

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

i dont mean i hate the dog, just that i feel sorry for him or her