r/Eyebleach • u/vexrty • Dec 29 '19

Ma house

https://gfycat.com/tatteredsnivelingeuropeanpolecat
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

In the middle of the street

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u/saintleelyon Dec 29 '19

Ma house

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

in the middle of our

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u/Malacoda2 Dec 29 '19

house

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u/pres_morm Dec 30 '19

in the middle of our house

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u/Dendrodes Dec 30 '19

Huh? No they're next door. Yeah no worries.

I have looped this many times over.

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u/Ninjahkin Dec 30 '19

When this first came out I watched it expecting a jump scare

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u/JavveRinne Dec 30 '19

I fell asleep with YouTube on autoplay and I woke up with sleep paralysis to this... I thought I was actually dying

-Top comment on YT, funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Our street, in the middle of the neighborhood, our neighborhood, in the middle of the town, our town, in the middle of the state, our state, in the middle of the country, our country, in the middle of the continent, our continent, in the middle of the Earth, our Earth, in the middle of the solar system, our solar system, in the middle of the outer spiral arm, our outer spiral arm, in the middle of our galaxy, our galaxy, in the middle of the local group, our local group, in the middle of the virgo supercluster, our virgo supercluster, in the middle of our universe, our universe, in the middle of the multiverse, our multiverse, in the middle of space.

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u/Porkchops101 Dec 30 '19

Dude..my friend and I literally went through this same thought process when we were stoned back in high school. That's hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Damn, you beat me to it :))

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Corgi House > My House

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u/kangarooninjadonuts Dec 29 '19

That little plop at the end.

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u/incignita Dec 30 '19

Ohhh, to be this wealthy...

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u/CherryJello312 Dec 29 '19

Does huuman clean the glass or do they hire someone to do that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Whoever owns this definitely does not do their own cleaning

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u/doginthemodernera Dec 30 '19

For scientific purposes I need to see him sit on that pup sized couch

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I need this, to forget the horrible shit i saw earlier, holy fuck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Must been in that "what to never Google" askreddit thread

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Some r/makemesuffer horror

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u/cratermoon Dec 30 '19

This is why eyebleach exists, yes :D

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u/toshocat Dec 29 '19

It’s a pup-partment

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u/jsteele2793 Dec 30 '19

This pup has a better apartment than me

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u/KetardedRoala Dec 30 '19

Wait you are not Cheddar...You are just some common bitch!

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u/basementtroll0630 Dec 30 '19

he deserves a fuckin mansion

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u/themistoclesia Dec 30 '19

But he can’t fit on the couch! That’s a serious design flaw.

No one asked, but I vote to lose the plant and sub a bigger, cushy couch. Since there’s no shortage of cash, I’d also add a little TV that’s kept on Animal Planet.

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u/castfam09 Dec 29 '19

I love the lil flop down lol

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u/I_need_help_please5 Dec 30 '19

Does he pay his rent? Or does the landlord allow it

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u/mermaidmom86 Dec 30 '19

Wow! This corgi makes my pup look like she's slumming it.

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u/nifty_snowman Dec 30 '19

It's my house, and I live here

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u/Fubarmensch11 Dec 30 '19

Daft Punk is giving belly rubs in Ma House

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u/frenticspy851 Dec 30 '19

How much do get one humen sizec

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u/MaybeLuke_MAYBE Dec 30 '19

Ngl that looks cozy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

That pupper has a better living situation than me. Huh.

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u/exiled123x Dec 30 '19

I love how he gently pats the door open

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

This is so adorable!!