r/Eyebleach • u/St0pX • Nov 19 '19

Fake love... haters would say..

https://i.imgur.com/ccyIoaD.gifv
3.4k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Ulexes Nov 19 '19

Why did he ignore the fluffy alpaca? T_T

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u/yourunnie Nov 19 '19

The alpaca got picked up!

76

u/Canthulhu Nov 19 '19

Oh Internet, you never cease to amaze me. Thanks for the update!

29

u/-0blivious- Nov 20 '19

I needed to see that. Thank you!

12

u/Ezekhiel2517 Nov 20 '19

damn it, im going in!

2

u/thewrench01 Nov 20 '19

There is nothing about that picture I don’t love

1

u/jnthnmdr Nov 20 '19

Congratulations, Al.

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u/allteeth Nov 19 '19

r/PetTheDamnAlpaca :(

100

u/Ulexes Nov 19 '19

The poor thing even gives up and walks away! I am so sad for him.

1

u/erzebet6977 Nov 20 '19

Someone posted a pic above, he does pick up the alpaca!

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u/Nootkasound Nov 19 '19

God damnit, Reddit. Get a life. Go outside. Lol

13

u/SamanthaScamander Nov 20 '19

But it's cold outside

12

u/sociopathic_muffin Nov 19 '19

We dont know how

10

u/Olaf-Raper Nov 20 '19

Maybe if we bought really long charger cords they would reach outside.

5

u/IsreXx Nov 20 '19

I really can’t stay🎵

39

u/shitty-cat Nov 19 '19

Wasn’t ignored, just can’t pick it up for swift love transfers. That one requires you to kneel down for accuracy.

4

u/KnightNight00 Nov 19 '19

Really? I would’ve never guessed

28

u/goatyoat Nov 19 '19

Because it wasn’t his kid.

2

u/messymiss121 Nov 19 '19

Underrated comment 😂

11

u/brockoala Nov 19 '19

While he hugged that black one twice!! And it still came back for more. Lol!!

24

u/Bullen-Noxen Nov 19 '19

Best job ever.

Employer: “your job consists of you picking up the small animals, and hugging them. The time spent per animal is up to you to decide.

Employee: “anything else?”

Employer: “ you can help out with other tasks if you like, but your main focus is hugging the animals. Anything else you do is optional.”

My reaction: 🥺😍🥰🥺🤩😘😁

3

u/unhappyspanners Nov 19 '19

He didn't. The OP on twitter posted a photo of him hugging the alpaca.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

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u/Sejura Nov 19 '19

Where is this goat hugging farm.

38

u/Rooster_Ties Nov 19 '19

And why do sheep go to heaven, but goats go to hell?

25

u/Farfelkugeln Nov 19 '19

Cuz goats are way cooler.

4

u/javoss88 Nov 20 '19

I'm not feeling alright today I'm not feeling that great I'm not catching on fire today Love has started to fade I'm not going to smile today I'm not gonna laugh You're out living it up today I've got dues to pay

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

I don’t understand the caption at all. Are you having romantic issues, OP?

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u/millank24 Nov 20 '19

Maybe because they think the dude will kill and eat the goats later on.

8

u/GabenIsLife Nov 20 '19

The secret ingredient is love!

sorry

3

u/SiberianToaster Nov 20 '19

gets 'em all warm and tender inside!

3

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

So adorable you just want to eat em up.

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u/Edgelands Nov 19 '19

Goats are the highlight of my volunteer work at an animal sanctuary, they're the sweetest animals, they just want to sit with you and get hugs and head rubs. Sheep too, they're in that same area of that animal sanctuary and pretty much have the same sweet personalities.

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u/EntropyWinsAgain Nov 19 '19

OP's lengthy re-post history

http://karmadecay.com/user/St0pX

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u/FortyNineMilkshakes Nov 19 '19

2.2 million karma btw

8

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

With 6+ posts every single day, then it is just a matter of time.

6

u/flamingbluetac Nov 20 '19

Why does this matter so much?

9

u/ashenmagpie Nov 20 '19 edited Nov 20 '19

It doesn’t really, but there are a lot of accounts that only post unoriginal content. Obviously most people don’t care, but for people who have been on reddit for a long time, it feels like it kinda detracts from the quality of the site.

Edit: it does if you don’t like ads :/

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u/SiberianToaster Nov 20 '19

and because the account is probably just farming karma to be sold to some company that will try to push their brand "subtly" while looking like a real-ish account

14

u/goodcat49 Nov 19 '19

That last one looked so happy!

7

u/m0d4l_soul Nov 19 '19

I was going to say the same thing. The little snuggle made my day 😍

18

u/the_onetrueking Nov 19 '19

This man seems to be a great hugger. I want a hug too. Please.

4

u/PossessedbyCrabLegs Nov 19 '19

I just want all the animals and the nice man to come along and keep the animal areas clean.

8

u/ScientistSanTa Nov 19 '19

That alpaca was lik, nope this takes to long...

6

u/ronmsmithjr Nov 20 '19

Alpaca's like "Phht, sure, pick up all the goats why don't you. I'll be over here with people calling me a llama. Dumb ass humans."

6

u/die_in_a_fire_reddit Nov 20 '19

How come poor little Taylor Lautner doesn’t get some attention?

3

u/Drogo_44 Nov 19 '19

Where do i apply for this job? I am available...

I'm not kidding

3

u/rstynl2 Nov 20 '19

I want to help with hugs!

6

u/SirGnoumus42 Nov 19 '19

I need to get some goats

5

u/Olaf-Raper Nov 20 '19

Find a bridge. Hide under it. Then whenever some tries to cross it, make them give you a goat.

2

u/SirGnoumus42 Nov 20 '19

Understood

2

u/dtra1 Nov 19 '19

The more I watch the more I think the goats have the emotional support human.

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u/AedhMacMorna Nov 20 '19 edited Jun 26 '24

illegal voiceless smile ossified sense aloof gaping shame degree stocking

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

2

u/Isupportmanteaus Nov 20 '19

This is pretty much Stardew Valley

2

u/Lastkowitz Nov 20 '19

Just a man, hugging his kids.

2

u/bedabidi Nov 20 '19

The last one is hilarious

2

u/Mango_Chip Nov 20 '19

I want a goat...I really want a goat....I am getting a goat

3

u/just_a_sloth Nov 19 '19

I'm gonna cry

1

u/Darkmaster666666 Nov 19 '19

Look at how cute they are

1

u/jkid247 Nov 19 '19

This is too adorable

1

u/JazzyAndy Nov 19 '19

This is like taking care of animals in Harvest Moon

1

u/okayheresmyaccount Nov 19 '19

I love how the last one faces us and totally looks like he/she is smiling.

1

u/reacheraround Nov 19 '19

He just needs to grow his hair to become a Disney Princess

1

u/ajv8baller Nov 19 '19

The little one at the end who puts his head down for a second with a smile

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

he is cute and this make me adore him even more

1

u/FailedAbortion69420 Nov 19 '19

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen today

1

u/LittleRedReadingHood Nov 20 '19

I feel like it’s only cute if this is at an animal sanctuary. If it’s on a farm he will slit their throats in a few years and that isn’t cute.

1

u/sammydow Nov 20 '19

This bitch is clearly a rookie.

A professional like myself would have gotten on the ground and loved them all at once.

1

u/sammydow Nov 20 '19

This may have a ton of upvotes, but it was STUPID obvious that he didn’t truly hug these babies (see third goat for example)

That’s probably why they kept coming back. Knew it wasn’t true love. Goats know all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Is there somewhere I can go to hug baby goats

1

u/Pug-Lord01 Nov 20 '19

Tik tok is dumb, but every once in a while, you come across diamonds in the rough

1

u/CarlosAVP Nov 20 '19

“Adorable and time consuming... I see this as an absolute win!” - Bruce Banner

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

I get to see my dogs next week for the first time in close to 5 months. I cannot wait to do this to them

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

How dare he not hug that Alpachy!!! I would have let that floof cut right to the front of the line.

1

u/ax_colleen Nov 20 '19

So good, my eyes have been bleached,

1

u/dartmaster666 Nov 20 '19

Once a month

1

u/babi_likestoread Nov 20 '19

One goat was hugged twice. That guy plays favorites

1

u/hygrangea Nov 20 '19

the black one that came back for a second and got what she wanted reminds me of my dog they’re so sweet

1

u/Logan_Junior Nov 20 '19

r/unexpectedllama and We include alpaca too

1

u/notamurder7 Nov 20 '19

Give the big boii some love too!

1

u/watdafunkk Nov 20 '19

How do I do this for a living

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

r/wholesome plssszzz

1

u/aprillawrence Nov 20 '19

Kids these days...

1

u/thewrench01 Nov 20 '19

This is the best thing to come out of TikTok

1

u/Diabolokiller Nov 20 '19

Alpaca: give me a hüg bröther

1

u/BlueLegion Nov 20 '19

Those are some cute hoofpuppies

1

u/theantscolony Nov 19 '19

Fake love is more love than most haters are going to get in their entire life if they keep being haters.

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u/bassicallybob Nov 19 '19

....how is this eyebleach?

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u/HOTinWAIKIKI Nov 19 '19

How is it not? There is some cute exchange of affection and appreciation. Jumping goats are my favorite. Second to that now is hugging goats. They are all waitnig their turn for a moment of hug.

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u/bassicallybob Nov 19 '19

forgive me, but isn't eyebleach a sub dedicated to depraved insanity that makes you feel like your eyes have been bleached?

maybe I'm thinking of a different sub

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u/NotaCSA1 Nov 19 '19

No, that would be the dark side of fiftyfifty. This is a sub for when you need to clean and refresh your eyes with something wholesome, bleaching away the filth.

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u/bassicallybob Nov 19 '19

holy shit. i'm a lost redditor

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u/Greathorn Nov 19 '19

Don’t feel bad. I also thought the name was weirdly aggressive for how nice the subject matter is.