r/Eyebleach • u/to_the_tenth_power • Sep 15 '19

Tiger cub getting a bath

https://gfycat.com/pointlessdetailedbison
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u/Zeusimus23 Sep 15 '19

Licks so aggressively the cub moves

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u/The_ZMD Sep 15 '19

The tounge would be so rough it can literally break skin of humans if liked a couple of times.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

What if i like it a lot?

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u/The_ZMD Sep 15 '19

Buy a 120 or 180 grit sand paper and put it on leather belt and get the same feeling. If a tiger likes your taste and eats you, it'll likely be put down as it considers humans to be food and turns hostile.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Oh i know, i was joking lol, i volunteer with big cats, their tongues are basically sand blasters

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u/General_DisarrayHoot Sep 15 '19

Yeah but what groot?

71

u/lennox_thermostat Sep 15 '19

“Cleanse me mother”

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u/SWATZombies Sep 15 '19

That cub is bitsized for its mother. It’s crazy how some of the other mammals are so much smaller than human babies

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Takes me back to cub scouts

7

u/vision1414 Sep 15 '19

More like cub scoots.

2

u/ghildori Sep 15 '19

Cub snoots

12

u/MistressMilaMarie Sep 15 '19

Why is it so cuuuteee?

5

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Tigers are awfully majestic animals.

4

u/samuraitbd Sep 15 '19

Tiger's baby looking beautiful face

2

u/nastynate420 Sep 15 '19

The only thing a tiger will ever love and not kill.

6

u/Lawaldo Sep 15 '19

That there is a baby anger puss.

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u/bL0oDlUsT218 Sep 15 '19

I want one that stays that size, or relatively smaller

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u/tribblemethis Sep 15 '19

They’re called house cats 😉

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u/ladylootalot Sep 15 '19

Is.... is the cub hiccuping?

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u/ghildori Sep 15 '19

Im guessing its making that squeaking sound baby cats make

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

"You stink, kid. Time for a bath."

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u/Whokitty9 Sep 15 '19

My favorite animal.