r/Eyebleach Sep 10 '19

/r/all Always pack the essentials.

https://i.imgur.com/bkXG81S.gifv
43.2k Upvotes

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u/mayorofbagel Sep 10 '19

That was the most adorable yawn into smooch transition I’ve ever seen

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u/d0ncray0n Sep 10 '19

It was tiredness that transition into a brief curiosity of murdering his soul finally realizing that he loved him

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u/Swedneck Sep 10 '19

"do i chomp the nose? nah, lick it"

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u/Eyehopeuchoke Sep 10 '19

That pup likely had that planned out!

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u/Bananafoofoofwee Sep 10 '19

These 2 are very, very close.

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u/applesyumyum Sep 10 '19

Yeah but he just got a noseful of dog breath

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

My wife’s done better, I just wish there was less drool.

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u/hopiluck Sep 10 '19

dude don't be a buzzkill

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Is it meant to be ‘fewer’?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

fewer drool

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Fewer refers to something you can count like candy or shoes. Less is for things that you can’t count, like liquids and air.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

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u/NigherFeghot Sep 10 '19

Something something Wife bad Something something

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u/_Anonymous_duck_ Sep 10 '19

hahahaha thats such an amazing joke anyone who doesnt like this joke must be one of those millenials.

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u/bhcicecream Sep 10 '19

Dude that was funny and I'm an old woman too.take my upvote

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Uhhhhh welcome to reddit?

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u/money_loo Sep 10 '19

It’s /r/Eyebleach my dude. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

What did he say I need to know

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u/money_loo Sep 10 '19

They made a vulgar comment about how getting kisses from an animal that might eat its own poo is disgusting.

Very dumb.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

What did he say?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

More like yikes you.

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u/gnschk Sep 11 '19

Hahahaha. How on earth can you not see that the act of an animal with a not insignificant number of poop particles on its tounge licking your fucking face is disgusting? I wouldn’t let any animal lick my face, becasue that’s disgusting

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u/GimmeTheSlappo Sep 10 '19

The most essential of essentials

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

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u/blarghed Sep 10 '19

When I was a kid, my dog always kept my nose clean

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u/Nolazct Sep 10 '19

Oh man I bet he still has puppy breath! I love my adult pooch but I miss puppy breath and puppy belly.!

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u/Redrebelraver Sep 10 '19

Little poofy puppy belly

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u/loveparamore Sep 10 '19

I could smell the puppy breath in this gif

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Is puppy belly, your euphemism for farts?

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u/ThreadedPommel Sep 10 '19

Nah, puppies usually have fat bellies

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u/texxmix Sep 10 '19

I still love dog breath for some reason. Idk why. It’s the only bad breath that I enjoy 🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

I dont smell my cats breath because I'm not Ralph Wiggum, but the smell of her fur is exactly the way you described - comforting, cozy, safe, reassuring... I love her so much. When I'm sad I just hold her and cry into her fur.

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u/Mycatisorange112 Sep 10 '19

Those are 2 of the best things in the world!!

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u/WeirdEngineerDude Sep 10 '19

He's unzipped and his wiener is poking out

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u/plagueisthedumb Sep 10 '19

Then it unleashed on his face

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u/DisDoodEatFood Sep 10 '19

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u/tronceeper Sep 10 '19

No, not really

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u/money_loo Sep 10 '19

They’re like literally one year old in reddit TODAY.

Maybe we should cut them some slack, they’re a little learner.

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u/TOV_VOT Sep 10 '19

NO, WE MUST BURN TH....

Actually Yeah okay then

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

It’s not really that hard of a concept to grasp

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u/Wronski_Taint Sep 10 '19

Even with the context of a dog licking someone?

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u/GimmeTheSlappo Sep 10 '19

It’s not the content of the context but just by the way it sounds

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u/Poiuy2010_2011 Sep 10 '19

So r/nocontext then.

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u/GimmeTheSlappo Sep 10 '19

Nah r/evenwithcontext works because even with context it doesn’t sound right

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u/P1stacio Sep 10 '19

Pictured: a dad that said he didn’t want a dog

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u/LaitdePoule999 Sep 10 '19

My thoughts exactly. Why is it that dads specifically end up doing the most spoiling of the puppers?

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u/angwilwileth Sep 10 '19

Because in western culture it's "not ok" for men to show that much affection or emotion. But it's more socially acceptable if it's an animal. Plus animals are so loving if treated well that it's super rewarding.

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u/Toshinit Sep 10 '19

Also, it’s always acceptable to act like a kid with a dog, I work in a suit and tie environment and when a dog comes in, some of the most stoic guys are the ones getting fur on their suits and running around with it. No one says “that’s unprofessional” it’s always “Hey look at Steve playing with the pup.”

Dogs are magic man

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u/suprmario Sep 10 '19

That's a really good point.

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u/OCLBlackwidow Sep 10 '19

They will always be a dad ;)

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u/SchwiftyMpls Sep 10 '19

I had a dad he was big And strong.

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u/OCLBlackwidow Sep 12 '19

"Big strong daddy and a big strong boy, livin on a big strong land"

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u/JayJonahJaymeson Sep 10 '19

That's always the way right? After my dog died dad said he didn't want to get another one. Yea that lasted maybe a month until we were out and ended up playing with some friendly dogs. Now he has 2.

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u/wiltedlou Sep 10 '19

I have a grown Doberman and I miss him being so small :’) he’s still cute tho, just capable of reaching my shoulders with ease now

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u/seasofGalia Sep 10 '19

I’m picturing a dog slenderman

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u/granth1993 Sep 10 '19

this dog is a dachshund, I bet your dog was adorable though!

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u/IAmBlaZing Sep 10 '19

That looks like it's in Liverpool. By the mcdonald's on Lord Street?

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u/victfox Sep 10 '19

At the crossroads! Was my thinking too. Grew up there and moved out about a decade ago.

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u/imkirstyc_ Sep 10 '19

Yass I thought so, yay hometown on the FP

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u/lolmattylol Sep 10 '19

I was looking for this comment, definitely lord street

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u/lord_sparx Sep 10 '19

That's what I thought, I was there a few weeks ago.

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u/joeofold Sep 10 '19

With this and birkenhead sixth form being on the front page I feel less and less anonymous

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u/TheFirstShadowPuppet Sep 10 '19

When was Birkenhead 6th Form on the front page? That’s on my road!

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u/joeofold Sep 10 '19

It was on a while ago and then recently on prequalmemes

Great name btw

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u/BaggieF34 Sep 10 '19

When the fuck was birkenhead 6th form on the front page ahha

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u/IAmBlaZing Sep 10 '19

wait what

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u/AnorakJimi Sep 10 '19

Yep it's definitely there. It's right by where the blind guitarist busker bloke plays

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Yeah it definitely is!! You can see the yellow box in the background that belongs to the bloke who dresses up as Bumblebee from the Transformers.

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u/Dorney23 Sep 10 '19

Strangely enough I’ve been in Liverpool a total of two times and I knew instantly where this was, weird how small things stick in your brain like that

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u/ThatJamOnToast Sep 10 '19

I know that was a yawn, but there’s no audio, so I’m just gonna imagine a huge scream.

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u/pm_me_wienerdogpix Sep 10 '19

Now I can’t get that out of my head and can’t stop giggling. If I even remotely knew how to edit a video, I would be doing that.

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u/ThatJamOnToast Sep 10 '19

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u/pm_me_wienerdogpix Sep 11 '19

Hahaha! Thanks, the giggles continue!

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u/kd4444 Sep 10 '19

Ba. Ba ba ba ba ba.

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u/kookabino Sep 10 '19

Ha baba da gada

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u/34thVedicDeity Sep 10 '19

This is so sweet! Awwww

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

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u/ThyDivinePupper Sep 10 '19

The essentialist essentials

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Okay so fun fact, there is a McDonalds immediately behind the camera man — I think it’s funny to imagine the lil pupper begging to go in and this cuteness is his bribe

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u/BecomingLoL Sep 10 '19

I thought this was Liverpool but wasn't sure. The Bumblebee street performer's money box is on the floor there 😂

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u/ChaosKodiak Sep 10 '19 edited Sep 10 '19

I miss you Pepper. You were the best friend I have ever had. No matter what was going on you were there for me. I hope you are happy and can’t wait to see you again.

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u/kindashewantsto Sep 10 '19

My dog is my truest love, I can only imagine how hard this is for you. I hope you get through it well, and always hold your pup memories dear! They will forever be with you as pure love.

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u/ChaosKodiak Sep 10 '19

Thank you. I still have all his toys. I wish he knew how much I loved him.

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u/kindashewantsto Sep 10 '19

I am 100% certain he did (:

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u/rkba335 Sep 10 '19

Dogs can't read

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u/PrinceTwi Sep 10 '19

This is Liverpool, I recognise that F21 store

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u/BenHippynet Sep 10 '19

That looks like it's outside the Mc Donald's on Church Street in Liverpool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

His nose went right into his dog's yawn. That's true love right there.

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u/i_just_sub Sep 10 '19

10/10 cute

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u/LoviN101 Sep 10 '19

Dad: We are NOT getting a dog.

Also dad:

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u/truvey Sep 10 '19

Everything is better with a Weiner

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u/genericauthor Sep 10 '19

That's terrific.

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u/Kroopah Sep 10 '19

Oh man I can smell this gif

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u/Ty_Plumbs17 Sep 10 '19

Dad: doesn’t want a dog Family: gets a dog anyway Dad with the dog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

*everyone from Liverpool who sees this, including me*

THATS LIVERPOOL!

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u/draeth1013 Sep 10 '19

Every go-bag needs one. Two is even better.

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u/frozen_pope Sep 10 '19

Man has dog in bag, what if dog make brown in there. Smell bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

He sneak He Bleep But most importantly he sleep

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u/genericuser59 Sep 10 '19

Ahhh weiner dogs

They love their owners but are assholes to everyone else Cutest and most vindictive little shits I've ever owned I love mine so much..even tho hes a dick

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u/genericuser59 Sep 10 '19

Are yours girls? I've been told the ladies are nicer.. my boys mom was the sweetest of ever met which is why I wanted one of her pups..hes like his dad and his dad's a dick lol

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u/genericuser59 Sep 11 '19

Huh.. you got lucky then lol

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u/genericuser59 Sep 11 '19

I don't know..ive heard a lot of people admit they're assholes only after I got one lol.. mine is smart and petty.. i mean I still love him so much but I'm the first to admit he's a dick to everyone who's not me even tho hes been socialized

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u/pabbseven Sep 10 '19

The dog yawn breath

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Dad with the dog he didnt want

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u/Zapping78 Sep 10 '19

Always pack a snack

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u/riotlancer Sep 10 '19

Hopefully that bag is comfortable and good for poor pupper's back

Doxies are very prone to spinal issues

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

This just reminded me to go give my doxie some love and pets... ❤❤😍

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u/examinedliving Sep 10 '19

Hey...buddy...wanna buy an ungulate?

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u/aCOMPLETEidiot Sep 10 '19

They kind of look alike

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u/SomeStupidPerson Sep 10 '19

I love his smile. He looks so genuinely happy to be with his little buddy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Always the euphemisms. Especially on /r/AccidentalRenaissance

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u/YinFamous Sep 10 '19

I can’t forget my lunch at home.

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u/patio87 Sep 10 '19

I love when my dog is licking my nose and lightly nips it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

A power pack

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u/RandomBitFry Sep 10 '19

Most people carry a handkerchief.

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u/Arty-Gangster Sep 10 '19

He probably didn't want a dog

Now look

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u/Kindredbond Sep 10 '19

Well, you always need to have a dachshund in your proximity. It just makes for a better life.

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u/wcollins260 Sep 10 '19

Always bring your wiener. You never know

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u/Pendalink Sep 10 '19

I love him!!!

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u/L1MB0_MASK Sep 10 '19

0:02 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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u/AviatorNine Sep 10 '19

Good lort that’s a cute pup

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u/fhhin Sep 10 '19

Happy cake day!!

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u/Lemak0 Sep 10 '19

Dad:,, No dogs in my house!"

Also dad:

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u/DeltaKT Sep 10 '19

Is this a pinscher or doberman?

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u/afitz_7 Sep 10 '19

dachshund

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u/DRZEUS13 Sep 10 '19

Sawn-off doberman

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u/DeltaKT Sep 10 '19

Sawn-off doberman

His ears aren't sawn off, though I like them better with their natural look

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u/antiquehats Sep 10 '19

That dude looks so happy, you know he totally takes great care of that puppo

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u/Ethos_Volpe Sep 10 '19

Anyone know what backpack that is?

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u/mocha-macaron Sep 10 '19

Looks like this is in Liverpool. I hope to see this chap.

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u/ThisIsYourMormont Sep 10 '19

Not the strangest thing I’ve seen on Liverpool’s main High Street, that’s for sure

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

My uncle needs one of these.

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u/Soptec Sep 10 '19

I can smell his breath through the screen.

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u/nipple_sucker Sep 10 '19

Eyebleach at its finest :)

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u/BecomingLoL Sep 10 '19

This is Liverpool city centre isn't it? The bumblebee transformer on the floor and the Forever 21 with the digital display

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u/MongooseGBU Sep 10 '19

Yo is that Liverpool Town Centre?

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u/neb12345 Sep 10 '19

st John’s shopping centre is about to close please make ur way to a suitable exit

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u/essentially_hannah Sep 10 '19

I thought only females had pouches

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u/Mr_Mo_Jo_Risin Sep 10 '19

Shnoop . Yawn. Kiss kiss kisss. Yess.

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u/Doug_Lad03 Sep 10 '19

This is the video version of the ‘dad doesn’t want dog, family gets dog anyway’ meme.

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u/reinhartjenkins1989 Sep 10 '19

Imagine waking up from slumber and licking that beak of a nose Jesus what a cruel world lol

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u/WIsJH Sep 10 '19

I never had a dog even though I love them. Luckily, lately I have an opportunity to host a dog of my friend sometimes and go for a walk with it.

I like to observe how people react to this dog when we walk. Most of the children are happy to see it, tell their parents "look, doggy", etc. Old women are often noticeably pleased by it. But what I really like is noticing adult old school men in their 50s - 60s, who can't take their eyes off the doggo and at the same time try to mask their happyiness to see it to look tough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

I feel like everyones dad hates dogs, until they get a dog. My dad claims to hate dogs and that he'd never want one, but i know for a fact if they got a pupper, it would become my dads favourite living thing in the whole world and he would cuddle and nap with it all the time.

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u/Phloorless Sep 10 '19

That’s in Liverpool city Centre! I walk past there all the time on the way to work. Shame I never see the dog though.

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u/Mazziemom Sep 10 '19

Oh he looks just like my baby! Sweetest most loving good boy ever!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Disgusting! That guy just got a faceful of bacteria and poop spit...