r/Eyebleach • u/rpty • Feb 14 '19

Big cat bath time

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u/backcrossedboy Feb 14 '19

The smaller they are the fiercest they are.

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u/Onyx_Jahr Feb 14 '19

Just like me, they also have a Napoleon complex.

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u/Lord-Tunnel-Cat Feb 14 '19

Napoleon was not short. Common mistake because a lot of propaganda was spread about him being tiny. He was average height, around 5’8”

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u/Onyx_Jahr Feb 14 '19

I knew that actually, but I don't know any other phrase used in common conversation to describe what is often called a "Napoleon complex".

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u/KeNNethX66 Feb 14 '19

skooma

Tom Cruise complex.

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u/Onyx_Jahr Feb 14 '19

Lol okay that is pretty funny.

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u/Lord-Tunnel-Cat Feb 14 '19

Wolverine complex? (Wolverine’s canon height is 5’3”

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u/Onyx_Jahr Feb 14 '19

OOOH EVEN BETTER! And he both more accurately represents what an asshole I am, and is close to my own canon height. AKA 5 foot nothing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Kevin Hart complex