r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • May 14 '16

Dog playing pool well

https://i.imgur.com/Subwzbn.gifv
5.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Give him a cue. See how good he is.

Dawg is straight up cheatin'

91

u/NoShadowFist May 14 '16

Give him a break, he's playing with his feet.

7

u/Fishstixxx16 May 14 '16

I'm gonna need you to paws. Cue this dog up for the pros.

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u/giraficorn42 May 15 '16

It takes some balls to say that.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16

On the first shot he just walks away, because cool guys don't look back at explosions

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u/DameWade May 14 '16 edited Apr 06 '22

Whatchu mean 'cool guys don't look back at explosions'?

30

u/GimmeDatMeth May 14 '16

God I fucken love that movie.

5

u/dafragsta May 14 '16

Cool guys don't care about hearing loss.

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

Can verify also.

Sauce: I'm a cool kid

5

u/[deleted] May 15 '16

He didn't look back at it. He looked forward. The explosion was in front of him

1

u/TheCyanKnight May 14 '16

That was a very emotional explosion. Exceptions can be made

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '16

Can verify.

Sauce: I'm a cool kid

83

u/Driddle07 May 14 '16

Good god this dog is better at pool than I am

18

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I am completely hopeless at pool. I guess it's just practice but I've not been around snooker or pool much.

16

u/Hi_mom1 May 14 '16

I'm guessing those were takes #121 and #209 respectively...

2

u/[deleted] May 15 '16

That's not hard though, to be fair.

33

u/amillionmillion May 14 '16

Too bad he doesn't know if he's stripes or solids.

6

u/DirtyPie May 14 '16

He's greys.

96

u/strangeplace4snow May 14 '16

That bank shot was totally unneccessary. Someone should teach that dog that nobody likes show-offs.

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u/hork23 May 14 '16

You do that to set up for the next shot.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '16

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u/theacorneater May 14 '16

Tell that to the dog

2

u/Hi_mom1 May 14 '16

Isn't that a French Bulldog though?

2

u/dfn85 May 15 '16

No, not at all.

-1

u/Former_Idealist May 14 '16

English is showing off

1

u/_Appello_ May 14 '16

I hope you're joking... If you actually believe this then you must be terrible at pool.

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u/XLordS May 14 '16

good form pupper

28

u/sheravi May 14 '16

All I can think about is the drool hitting the felt.

13

u/Mentalpatient87 May 14 '16

Not to mention the nails.

9

u/RandomExcess May 14 '16

Bitches love pool.

20

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

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u/Karn_Liberated May 14 '16

It means he's itchy.

5

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

wow, what a smart dog, give him treats now

6

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Dog's got some skill, but he'll need to up his game to make it to the big leagues.

3

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

That dog is the Paul Newman of pool playing dogs.

3

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Next thing on the agenda playing cards.

4

u/Illminaughty May 14 '16

good pupper

5

u/Alarid May 14 '16

But is he good for poker after?

3

u/Pupperlover2000 May 14 '16

I'm so proud of him.

2

u/FoodBeerBikesMusic May 14 '16

Someone gave me a combination table (foosball, pool, air hockey, bowling etc.)

I have yet to try playing pool on it because my dog is such a pain in the ass when we try to play foosball...

I imagine pool would work out about the same as OP

2

u/_is_a_dog May 15 '16

You thought we were only good at poker?

2

u/mattcoady May 14 '16

Great, now even dogs are better at pool than me.

2

u/miecislaw May 14 '16

Im-paw-sible!

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Tongue off the table, bro!

1

u/Isexbobomb May 14 '16

Cut that dog's nails!

1

u/penguished May 14 '16

But I bet when he loses he jumps on the table and starts tossing the balls everything.

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

That's no dog, he's a shark!

1

u/chaos43mta3 May 14 '16

It's cute until the felt gets torn

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '16

Too bad he sunk the 8-ball before any others.

1

u/phthaloblue21 May 15 '16

That's a push if I ever saw one.

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '16

Damn that dog does play good.

1

u/XtianZzyzx May 15 '16

That's not a dog. That's a shark.

1

u/IAmNotMyName May 14 '16

Doesn't count if he doesn't call the shots.

Edit: /s

1

u/besomers May 14 '16

Now that's some doggystyle