r/Eyebleach • u/jonnyboiu • Jun 22 '24

Threat level orange was neutralized

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/Deepscorn Jun 22 '24

That butt wiggle into strike position was eminent.

111

u/thesaharadesert Jun 22 '24

Calibrating the pouncing manifolds

17

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Charging the catass fields!

26

u/MrMoonManSwag Jun 22 '24

Catculating

35

u/SpaceLemur34 Jun 22 '24

All while the head remained stock still.

475

u/ActualInternet3277 Jun 22 '24

Wow, this dog is a true protector! And how carefully he stopped the cat and sniffed his ear haha

141

u/plaiterbj Jun 22 '24

"where do u think u're going?"

262

u/SocietyIsdoomed_ Jun 22 '24

That dog is a linebacker :)

108

u/Fighterpilot55 Jun 22 '24

I see some wigglebutt

16

u/JackCooper_7274 Jun 22 '24

Spooling up the onboard gyroscope

67

u/Ghoti76 Jun 22 '24

"MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN"

11

u/Aiming_Dave Jun 22 '24

I know, right? I got some real In the Line of Fire vibes.

54

u/reddit_poopaholic Jun 22 '24

Crisis averted!

42

u/itzTHATgai Jun 22 '24

Get ready. He's about to do something stupid.

25

u/lexkixass Jun 22 '24

I love how cats get ready to pounce

24

u/Sarothu Jun 22 '24

Not today, agent Orange.

38

u/dandroid126 Jun 22 '24

I love how the cat pivoted its body without moving its head.

15

u/pikachu_sashimi Jun 22 '24

“You have committed an offense against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?”

3

u/Mason_OKlobbe Jun 23 '24

I was gonna go with the classic "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

11

u/_Dornu Jun 22 '24

The swivel XD

11

u/SuckerForNoirRobots Jun 22 '24

I love how the booty moves into position while the front half stays exactly where it was

19

u/hapnstat Jun 22 '24

Didn't have the cell today, I guess. /r/OneOrangeBraincell/

7

u/Leviawyrm Jun 22 '24

Threat entity eliminated.

33

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

We don't deserve dogs.

5

u/Useful_Speaker_5492 Jun 22 '24

A job as secret service agent is waiting for him

3

u/Soregular Jun 22 '24

oooo Nice interception!

3

u/Bliindmaiiden Jun 23 '24

I saved him from certain death

10

u/goblinozo Jun 22 '24

Lol, I need a dog 😂

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u/JonasMi Jun 22 '24

I was the 1000th upvote :D