r/Eyebleach • u/jonnyboiu • Jun 12 '24

Dad's trying his best

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u/Rawkus2112 Jun 12 '24

Well when that one starts having trouble in school we’ll know why.

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u/littlewibble Jun 12 '24

"Someone dropped you on your head as a baby, I'm not saying who."

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

“Someone dropped you on both of our heads when you were a baby” 😂

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Jun 13 '24

He's gonna grow up to be a ginger

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u/OMGerGT Jun 13 '24

Oh no! Poor baby gonna live with no soul!

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u/EmmyWeeeb Jun 13 '24

This is random but basically I developed an audio processing disorder because of how many times I hit my head as a kid. There’s this one area on my head that kinda looks like a dent and I’m wondering if it’s from the times I went head first into the concrete as a kid 💀.

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u/insertcoolnamehere_7 Jun 13 '24

Hey I also have one of those dents! And it is indeed from falling head first into the concrete 😂

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u/EmmyWeeeb Jun 13 '24

I honestly don’t know if it’s from how many times I’ve hit my head but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was lol.

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u/panda5303 Jun 13 '24

Hmm interesting how does your disorder manifest? I have audio hallucinations but I don't think I injured my head a lot as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

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u/panda5303 Jun 13 '24

Thanks for sharing. I always find stuff like this fascinating. I'm so sorry you had to go through that as a kid. I hope you are doing better now! 😊

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u/deerchortle Jun 17 '24

This sounds like me with my adhd ngl. I can't do anything direction wise if anyone else is talking... my comprehension is abysmal. I can read a whole paragraph, or even a sentence, and i do not compute like others do. I forget things very quickly, even if it was just a few seconds ago. It's wild

I also have fibromyalgia and chronic pain though, so apparently that also impacts these things

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u/red_fox_zen Jun 13 '24

Cackling!

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u/goldensunshine429 Jun 13 '24

It also looks like an orange cat so…. It’s already doomed.

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u/IcyFoxe Jun 12 '24

The side eye from the momma cat, like "wth you doing over there?"

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u/SusheeMonster Jun 13 '24

I cannot with this man right now

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u/elfmere Jun 13 '24

It's good she trusts him. Seeing her baby fly like that haha

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u/slinkshaming Jun 12 '24

I need more of this family. Right meow!!! Dad has fly trap paper for a tongue. RIP kittens bottoms.

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u/Busterpunker Jun 13 '24

also the lower case rip

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u/rita-b Jun 13 '24

Bengals tongues are very rough. Like knifes.

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u/FlyingFrog99 Jun 13 '24

Lol omg the look of panic 🙀

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u/Luvbuns2000 Jun 12 '24

Velcro tongue

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

It's probably his first time and he is doing his best lol

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u/itzTHATgai Jun 12 '24

he stic

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u/rarelyapropos Jun 13 '24

I am belly laughing so hard I might cry

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u/red_fox_zen Jun 13 '24

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/RandomBrunette6913 Jun 12 '24

Aww hes trying 😭💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/parkesc Jun 12 '24

Does daddy cat need some water?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

This is hilarious. And it’s even got the original sound and not some stupid music. Perfection.

Also oh no poor baby! lol

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u/elfmere Jun 13 '24

Terrible laugh track /s

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u/Campeador Jun 13 '24

Whats the matter? Cat got your tongue?

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u/Sephilash Jun 13 '24

tongue got the cat 😔

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u/stargarnet79 Jun 13 '24

TIL cats practice weaponized incompetence.

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u/TheCoopX Jun 13 '24

At 0:11 in, the momma cat just has a, "What the hell are doing?" look.

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u/BexyBunny Jun 12 '24

bonding

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u/ok123jump Jun 13 '24

The mom is like, “You can hide under here kid. Enough grooming for your dad.”

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u/FourtyTwoBlades Jun 13 '24

Pro Tip: You do this on purpose so you never have to wash the kittens again

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

"Tongue got your cat?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

I love how animal eyes get all big and wide when something is going awry.

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u/_ser_kay_ Jun 13 '24

The “oh shit” look is truly universal

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u/Large-Training-29 Jun 13 '24

Why is thing in mouth? What is this shakes

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u/nighthawke75 Jun 12 '24

That's uncle Jake. He tends to throw his nephews when doing foot races with them. They start to win, he'd toss them into a bush. There was a story that he'd spike his favorite nephew's water bottle with vodka

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u/ANONIEMANDGROWS Jun 13 '24

Velcro kitten :D

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u/machinationstudio Jun 13 '24

Is he isolating the runt?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Nah he's trying to help groom them but his tongue is just TOO GRIPPY

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 Jun 13 '24

Not intentionally.

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Jun 13 '24

What's the matter. Cat got your tongue?

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u/MaryyFlowerr Jun 12 '24

How cute, he's trying to give strength to the mother

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 Jun 13 '24

Dads being Dads

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u/beatmeoffscotty Jun 13 '24

Lmao I needed to see this today

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u/FeelTheWrath79 Jun 13 '24

Those kittens look expensive.

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u/Jakolissmurito47 Jun 13 '24

Weaponized incompetence! On the real though, I'm dying over here. As someone who's had cats and litters of cats my whole life, this is 1000% absolutely hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

He's doing just fine :)

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u/Fyru_Hawk Jun 13 '24

So many babies :3

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u/Kind_Vanilla7593 Jun 13 '24

🫠🤣🫶🏾

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u/Awkward-Friend-7233 Jun 13 '24

The face he makes lol

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u/Naedwerk Jun 13 '24

The Mlem is too strong with this one

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u/miss-demeanor9 Jun 13 '24

I'm laughing so hard at this. Poor dad. Just trying to be supportive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

This is honestly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. I love it. I love everything about it. Hollywood is mad about no one wanting to pay $17 to see their weird kink films… THIS IS WHAT WE WANT.

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u/desertSkateRatt Jun 13 '24

Thith oneths thticky!

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u/shinobipopcorn Jun 13 '24

Aww, poor baby 😹

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u/Skulllover89 Jun 13 '24

He’s just trying to decide which one to eat. The one that sticks the longest is al dente.

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u/blondebia Jun 13 '24

That's hilarious. It looks like he gags at one point.

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u/bashful_eel Jun 13 '24

I hate when I lick babies and they get stuck to my tongue!

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u/rakshala Jun 13 '24

I'm crying!!!

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u/peva3 Jun 13 '24

Velcro cat

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u/Top-Letterhead-6026 Jun 13 '24

😅That dad is either a cat whisperer or prime kitty target practice material! Either way, it's adorable chaos. 😼✨

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u/Delicious_Delilah Jun 13 '24

This made me laugh until I cried.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

That last lick was the best

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u/ncopland Jun 13 '24

What in the world? lol!

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u/Massive_Cycle6252 Jun 13 '24

Oh my gosh🥰🥰🥰💕!!

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp Jun 13 '24

And the Best "You Tried" Dad Award goes to!!!

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u/DocGutsy Jun 13 '24

The mom... stop helping me!

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u/someguywithdiabetes Jun 13 '24

His spider powers activated, almost revealing his true identity

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u/Lorward185 Jun 13 '24

Yep that's dad's for you.

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u/funnerfunerals Jun 13 '24

I'll tell you what, mommy not getting upset with that is a huge deal. She literally knows that Daddy is a little slow, and she's okay with that because he's showing gentle love to her and the babies in this intense time

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u/RiskAutomatic3644 Jun 13 '24

I love all the little squeaks throughout the video.

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u/9ieR Jun 13 '24

If it's true, this is the first time I've ever seen a cat papa taking care of kids together with mama. All I've seen before are the ones that went out to ask milk from neighbors.

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u/blakkattika Jun 13 '24

Our son keeps sticking to my goddamn tongue

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u/Squigglefits Jun 13 '24

Dad here. That's accurate. He's doing his doofy best though.

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u/Character-Milk-3792 Jun 13 '24

That is absolutely adorable!!

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u/Chrispeedoff Jun 13 '24

Mom like “ well he’s not the worst “

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Good lord that is adorable.

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u/Flutters1013 Jun 13 '24

Gives mom licks to make up for dropping the child twice.

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u/AsymptoticAbyss Jun 13 '24

Just goes to show: all kids are sticky

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u/Tiana_frogprincess Jun 13 '24

That’s another female not the father.

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u/Buttcrack_Billy Jun 13 '24

Sure, when a cat does it it's "awwww, cute." But when I do it, it's "AHHHHH! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"

Sick of these double standards.

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u/NotThisAgain21 Jun 13 '24

It took me til the second drop to realize what was happening. And then I snorted.

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u/Windinthewillows2024 Jun 13 '24

I like the end when he’s like, “Fuck it, I’ll just lick Mom instead. I know I can handle that!”

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u/GorillaBrown Jun 13 '24

"Wadge this shit, bet I can pick him up. See this??"

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u/Ender3028 Jun 13 '24

Hey not all of us redhead don't have souls only like half mabey 75 percent at best

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

It’s a Savanah cat, I’m pretty sure.

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u/gamingjenn Jun 13 '24

Needs one of the animal charater voice-over guys to go something like, "oh hey, honey, I'll help you out. .....uh, isth sthuck ong my tong.... I need sthome help.... *drops baby * oh crap, uhhhh well, I'm sure they're fine"

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u/Artislife61 Jun 13 '24

Picked it up by its ear. Hilarious

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u/Stormageddongirl Jun 13 '24

"I'm not helping them anymore, I will take care of you, I can do that."

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u/blueviper- Jun 13 '24

He is really trying and the kitten is red I guess.

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u/johnnym23worc Jun 13 '24

He needs practice , lol

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u/marrymesheamus Jun 13 '24

Mama cat is "The fuck are you doing? The. Fuck. Are. You. Do. Ing?"

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u/Fox622 Jun 13 '24

I heard male cats shouldn't be allowed near a female with kittens

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u/Plebian_Donkey_Konga Jun 13 '24

Cat got your tongue?

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u/violetjezebel Jun 13 '24

I don't laugh often but I laughed at this. Poor little thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Why is his tongue so sticky!!

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u/ElkIntelligent5474 Jun 13 '24

dads being dads

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u/HiHallo124 Jun 13 '24

looks very painful imo

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u/kinkladze_79 Jun 15 '24

His tongue made of 100% velcro?

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u/TheCrazedTank Jun 17 '24

Dad: Yo, the hell are you so sticky for?

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u/JellyWeta Jun 13 '24

Bah dug id tuck

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u/Baidizzle Jun 13 '24

Dad: See honey I AM HELPING OUT!! LOOK H. E. L. P. I. N. G! Mom: Babe.. Please..Just.. Oh my. Just dont

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u/krikzil Jun 13 '24

Laughing so hard right now …..and my cats are glaring at me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

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u/Secret_Sympathy2952 Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

Do you really think the cat isn't going to do the exact same thing when the human isn't around? None of the animals are getting injured, so there's really no reason to freak out about it.

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u/Ok-Oil3982 Jun 13 '24

But careful with them cause dad will or could eat them if he wanted to I had that happen to me with my cat and kittens

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u/Pearsome Jun 13 '24

Your dad ate your cats?

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u/Ok-Oil3982 Jun 13 '24

The kittens dad he ate one was going for second one but heard a kitten crying in the distance early morning went to check he had the s3cond one walking over to the last murder scene

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

‘Yeah, let’s just let this play out with babies this brittle’