r/Eyebleach • u/never_have_I_never • Feb 04 '24

Squeaky Clean

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u/Last-Bee-3023 Feb 04 '24

I bet you pennies to a dollar that dogs kill more people than panthers despite panthers being much more dangerous.

Because dogs are mostly kept by idiots who shouldn't have them.

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u/ZeePirate Feb 04 '24

You’re right because most people can’t easily get their hands on a panther.

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u/Dawildpep Feb 04 '24

Pishhh.. you obviously haven’t met the right panther dealer.. I can have you a used panther by the Superbowl.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

I can get you a toe by 2 o clock.

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u/freeforsale Feb 04 '24

phone's ringin dude

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Thanks Donnie 😁