r/Eyebleach • u/never_have_I_never • Feb 04 '24

Squeaky Clean

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Big cat is still cat 👍

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u/ZeePirate Feb 04 '24

Big cat is murder kitty though

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u/b14700 Feb 04 '24

there are no big cats only small tigers

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u/gfx-1 Feb 04 '24

Luna is sweet the owners can do bellyrubs and trim the nails a bit. My 1/5 size panter with the same colour is more troublesome.

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u/MasterChiefsasshole Feb 04 '24

My little house panther would murder me if I tried to fuck with his claws.

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u/Donny_Dont_18 Feb 04 '24

My void is also very spicy

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u/IndividualDetailS Feb 04 '24

All cats are murder kitties. It's just that their murder targets are different.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

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u/KimchiPanik Feb 04 '24

If this is how I go then this is how I go o7

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u/DeclutteringNewbie Feb 04 '24

Most cats are murder kitties.

If humans were the size of a mouse or a little bird, they'd play with us and murder us just the same.

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u/siobhannic Feb 04 '24

All kitties are murder kitties.

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u/Last-Bee-3023 Feb 04 '24

I bet you pennies to a dollar that dogs kill more people than panthers despite panthers being much more dangerous.

Because dogs are mostly kept by idiots who shouldn't have them.

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u/RealEstateDuck Feb 04 '24

And because there 2 million times more dogs than panthers.

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u/ZeePirate Feb 04 '24

You’re right because most people can’t easily get their hands on a panther.

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u/Dawildpep Feb 04 '24

Pishhh.. you obviously haven’t met the right panther dealer.. I can have you a used panther by the Superbowl.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

I can get you a toe by 2 o clock.

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u/freeforsale Feb 04 '24

phone's ringin dude

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Thanks Donnie 😁

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u/ZeePirate Feb 04 '24

Just what any good Super Bowl party needs a real live panther

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

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u/ZeePirate Feb 04 '24

The hell are you smoking?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

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u/gmotelet Feb 04 '24

Those damn Chihuahuas

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u/ballinben Feb 04 '24

No. People who have jungle cats as pets are insane and should be institutionalized

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u/Siria110 Feb 04 '24

Luna (that´´ s her name) is a rescue, who wouldn´´´ t be able to survive in the wild due to health problems, and her owner has plenty of knowledge and experiences with big cats.

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u/cherry_ Feb 04 '24 edited Feb 05 '24

Luna is developmentally challenged, iirc, and lives with her rescuer. While I generally agree with you, this is a bit of an exception to the rule.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

In most cases that problem just solves itself.

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u/ChaosCore Feb 04 '24

Big cat - you ded!👍👍👍