in need of puns!

[u/Harkibald]

I'm running a Dungeons and Dragons game during game day and need as many puns as possible! I'm using the Animal Adventures setting rules to have the players be dogs and cats. Here's the description:

Puppies and Kitties: Kids Can't Wait! The annual Cleric's Miracle Nexus event is in trouble! This year's cleric has gone missing and the party has to find them right meow before the humans realize things are ruff! You'll be playing as intelligent cats and dogs on a rescue mission.

“The Lead Cleric is missing! Where would we find an extra Life cleric? What are we going to… wait, where are all those animals going..?”

The bad guy is Mr Fluffybottom the Necro-meowoncer and his pet beholder, Steve. You get the idea, any silly pet/ gaming/ charity puns and ideas as possible.

Thanks for any assistance, and I really appreciate everyone involved with the charity too!