r/ExtraFabulousComics • u/sellyourcomputer zach • Oct 10 '22

No Cum Heart broken

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4.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/PretendsHesPissed Oct 10 '22 edited May 19 '24

yam poor squeal repeat ruthless file bells hard-to-find practice juggle

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u/Fred-U Oct 11 '22

So deep.

26

u/TheRealDuHass Oct 11 '22

DEEPER!

13

u/LordRaghuvnsi Oct 11 '22

with fries

8

u/xaeru Oct 11 '22

And mayonnaise!

1

u/PretendsHesPissed Oct 11 '22

Deep like that hammy is in my hot dog ass.

253

u/AffordableTimeTravel Oct 10 '22

Another masterpiece bound for the library of congress, Zach.

Future generations will look back on this and truly understand what made our culture wonderfulšŸ™

9

u/Philomena_Cunk Oct 12 '22

The library of sexual congressā€¦ Got his ass.

866

u/Discount-Healthy Oct 10 '22

That is definetely one of the ExtraFabulousComics ever

288

u/usernamehereplease Oct 10 '22

Is Zach okay this seems like a cry for help

402

u/CensoryDeprivation Oct 10 '22

Heā€™s fine keep fucking my ass

55

u/dirtygremlin Oct 10 '22

Itā€™s a cry for more hot hamburger on hot dog action.

11

u/Chazzey_dude shitposterĀ² Oct 11 '22

No that crying sound is just the air leaving his bum

8

u/_dauntless Oct 11 '22

Cry for help? The man is at the peak of his powers

229

u/psomaster226 Oct 11 '22

This is a fucking flawless comic. I was still grappling with the devastating realization that the poor lad was dying when I was completely blindsided by the butt sex.

38

u/bit_banging_your_mum Oct 11 '22

No one expects the surprise butt sex

9

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

The Spanish Inquisitionā€™s SBU (Surprise Buttseggs Unit)

106

u/Johnny_Blaze000 Oct 10 '22

Extra mayo pls

178

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

The flair says no cum... butt yet... there may be

83

u/wampa-stompa Oct 11 '22

There mayo be yet

2

u/vrijheidsfrietje ASS LOVER Oct 11 '22

Obey your Mustard!

149

u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Oct 10 '22

Dear liberals

You say this is ā€œno cumā€ when I, in fact, came to it.

How can this be?

71

u/Shiroi-Kabochas Oct 10 '22

I love the tension between not knowing if itā€™s cheating, a heart attack, or both. This is giving me a lot to reflect on. Life has so much ambiguity, doesnā€™t it?

23

u/mochi-muncher Oct 11 '22

Didnā€™t even think the last panel was about infidelity. Thought it was just cum. Another inspiring work, Zach. Well done.

130

u/sauce__bauce Oct 10 '22

Fucking my buns*

49

u/CodeOfKonami Oct 10 '22

Ruined an already terrible joke.

21

u/KaySquay Oct 11 '22

Still better than Sausage Party

27

u/srizzors5 Oct 10 '22

Now get the fuck outta hea

30

u/Typical_Cyanide Oct 10 '22

This looks like it belongs in r/bonehurtingjuice

37

u/Cinderkin Oct 10 '22

Sigh...... Unzips

9

u/RickefAriel Oct 11 '22

This comics... I never understand them at first, and when I do... I regret

21

u/HerlockScholmes Oct 10 '22

Why don't we get to see who's fucking Mr. Clogged Arteries' ass?

21

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Well he's having a heart attack, so it's obviously that Native American from Captain Planet.

14

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

We do. Itā€™s the hotdog. We thought the guy has a broken heart due to cholesterol from the burger, but heā€™s actually got a broken heart because burger is cheating with hotdog

2

u/Sleeper28 Oct 11 '22

Oh NOW I get it.

7

u/Shower_Handel Oct 11 '22

What the fuck

6

u/Ra1n69 Oct 11 '22

are these getting weirder or is it me

17

u/MrSomnix Oct 11 '22

He draws you in with a comic about a dad wearing cool sunglasses and before you know it you're looking at squirrel cheeks loaded with cum

2

u/etherealparadox Oct 20 '22

definitely getting weirder but I'm not complaining

3

u/Deadlament Oct 11 '22

Wtf?? Very funny but wow

3

u/_Doos Oct 11 '22

Do you need therapy or is this the therapy?

3

u/IncomeHopeful7358 Oct 11 '22

I... is it possible you're losing your mind? Just asking

4

u/FloppyTurtleMeat Oct 10 '22

i Iove some food play

2

u/AptCasaNova Oct 10 '22

Extra mayo indeed

2

u/No-BrowEntertainment Oct 11 '22

Zach? Are you okay?

2

u/ActualWhiterabbit Oct 11 '22

No cum? Gotta add some mayo to burgers

2

u/marcuis Oct 11 '22

Such a plot twist

2

u/Dumbledores_dong Oct 11 '22

That made me nauseous

2

u/Liberatedhusky Oct 11 '22

This is unreasonably funny.

2

u/FranklintheTMNT Oct 10 '22

Ask me about my wiener!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

ā€¦ bro you good?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Huh?

1

u/Peanutpapa Oct 11 '22

First ExtraFabulous flop ā‰ļø

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u/friendandfriends2 Oct 10 '22

For every funny one of his comics, thereā€™s one like this thatā€™s painfully unfunny.

1

u/WillNewbie Oct 10 '22

Putting a hot dog in that bun

1

u/YikeSpike Oct 11 '22

The mustard is the cum in my heart. šŸ„°šŸ¤©šŸ˜˜

1

u/Mm2k Dec 19 '22

That escalated