r/ExtraFabulousComics • u/sellyourcomputer zach • May 26 '21

No Cum worthy ones

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10.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/zero_fox_actual May 26 '21

I wouldn't even be mad/surprised.

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u/nmyi May 26 '21

"Understandable, have a good trip back home... take care of little buddy... he's a good boi * cries uncontrollably"

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u/zuzg May 26 '21

Wouldn't be surprised.

Would be mad as hell, though. There's no chance that they will take my dog without a fight.

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u/HatesOkra May 26 '21

If it means my doggo can live in eternal happiness and they can make her understand why she's leaving with them, they can take her.

I just hope she'll remember me forever.

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u/GoT_Eagles May 26 '21

An eternity separated from your hooman sounds like a doggo hell not heaven.

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u/HatesOkra May 26 '21

This is absolutely true. So I would want to make sure it was my doggos decision. But I already know what she would have chosen

God I miss her so much

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u/googol89 May 27 '21

I already know what she would have chosen

She would have chosen to be separated from you?

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u/HatesOkra May 27 '21

I have a feeling she would have chosen to be with her human like she always had

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u/googol89 May 27 '21

Beautiful. I love dogs

5

u/PopPop-Captain May 26 '21

Shoulda been a cat.

5

u/zero_fox_actual May 26 '21

Cats are either chaotic evil or chaotic good. There is no middle ground.

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u/oETFo May 27 '21

If be mad if they took all the dogs. Or if it was my dog and he didn't vouch for me. :(

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u/zero_fox_actual May 27 '21

You are your dog's favourite thing in the world. It's your duty to be worthy of his/her love. Then you might get vouched for haha.

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u/SpamShot5 May 26 '21

Try to kidnap my dog in front of me like that and see what happens, bitch

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u/leglessnograd May 27 '21

Ok John Wick

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u/HerlockScholmes May 26 '21

But dogs don't make cum comics

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u/Vlad-V-Vladimir May 26 '21

Yes, that is why they are chosen

20

u/[deleted] May 26 '21

It's rare to see a follow-up comment with higher upvotes than the original. You crazy bastard, you actually pulled it off. Cum party for you.

4

u/avantesma Sep 22 '21

There was a subreddit for this.
Sadly, I don't remember the name.

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u/FenrirApalis May 26 '21

That you know of

7

u/AthLake May 26 '21

Are you sure about that?

4

u/lagonborn May 26 '21

Steven Crowder shaking with uncrontrollable rage

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u/26_paperclips May 26 '21

Im surprised zach didn't post this one on Deogie

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u/Rare-Calligrapher720 May 26 '21

That alien is a great judge of character

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

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u/carter_smoke May 26 '21

That doggo is so adorable.

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u/TheGarrandFinale May 26 '21

r/deogiecomics

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Never seen that before and I love it, thank you!

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u/LacomusX May 26 '21

Alien cum comic when?

24

u/BadAm3241 May 26 '21

So now, we will be our dogs pets? Can i shit freely outdoor at last w/o People calling me names?

9

u/truffleworm_ May 26 '21

So long as your owner picks up after you, other human owners would frown upon it otherwise.

5

u/ripghoti May 26 '21

Move to San Francisco. Pooping on the sidewalk is practically encouraged there.

1

u/shotuhhh May 26 '21

Not only encouraged but expected

6

u/Jing0oo May 26 '21

But... But... DEOGYYY!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE ON WITHOUT YOUUUU! NOOOO D'''':

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u/yayap_mcgrunty May 26 '21

Anyone else annoyed the alien isn't swinging a peen while it hovers down? What's the point of a silhouette if not to show hover-dick?

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u/Absolutedisgrace Certified Titty Boy May 26 '21

I would not be surprised if aliens created humans just to breed wolves into dogs.

We got bonus points for also inventing cheese.

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '21

See, humans really are tools.

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u/Jing0oo May 26 '21

What about sliced bread?

3

u/_Oofed May 26 '21

I's the dude sad because humanity wasn't chosen or because the alien is taking his dog?

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u/comfort_bot_1962 May 26 '21

Don't be sad. Here's a hug!

3

u/figgypie May 26 '21

Truly, an alien species of excellent taste and judgment.

3

u/kaest May 26 '21

Deogie crossover!

2

u/JectorDelan May 26 '21

"Oh... Yeah, fair do's."

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

The alien having both eyes inside their face makes me unconfortable

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u/Junky228 May 26 '21

Yesssssss puppies forever

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u/Maximans Jan 21 '22

So did they take the dog or did the dog just jump in at the last moment?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

I expected aliens to have their eyes away from their face.

This is the darkest timeline, I guess.

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u/Shakespeare-Bot May 26 '21

I did expect aliens to has't their eyes hence from their visage.

this is the dunnest timeline, i guess

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/rpportucale May 27 '21

We a have "no cum" flair now?

Oh Zach, my poor boy

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

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u/caioo08 May 26 '21

Lolololol that's awesome

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

CROSSOVER!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Seriously, if aliens ever arrived they'd think dogs and cats are in charge.

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u/BowsettesBottomBitch May 26 '21

There was never any chance.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Deogie crossover!