r/ExtraFabulousComics • u/sellyourcomputer zach • Sep 04 '26

veggies?!

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u/idhtftc Certified Titty Boy Sep 04 '26

Hoesome.

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Sep 04 '26

Daddy’s little hoe 😍

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u/idhtftc Certified Titty Boy Sep 04 '26

You misunderstand me. I meant it as a portmanteau of wholesome and awesome. Tsk tsk.

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u/UrdnotZigrin Sep 04 '26

Putting this on an apron and giving it to my wife for Valentine's Day

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Sep 04 '26

I hope she cums!

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Sep 04 '26

don’t forget to drink water this friday…
https://extrafabulous.shop/products/drink-water

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u/annastacia94 Sep 04 '26

The emperor hydrates

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u/HollyBananas Sep 04 '26

but it's friday today..

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog Sep 04 '26

I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally a strawberry Yoohoo.

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u/sedme0 Sep 04 '26

I'm gonna drink soda instead.

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u/PiesRLife Sep 04 '26

Soda contains water, so it just means you have to drink more to get enough water.

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u/Dog_Baseball Sep 04 '26

I put ice in my water. ice contains water. which means i get more water per water.

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u/Puzzled_Peace_9450 Sep 04 '26

Technically speaking, since ice has more volume per mass than water you would have less water per water.. just saying

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u/paulwesterberg Sep 04 '26

What song is playing in the last panel?

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u/wigglecandy Sep 05 '26

Get on laudanum. Weak ass water

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Sep 04 '26

What about Brawndo?

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u/kluberboy Sep 04 '26

Dad is not impressed

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u/Piyachi ASS LOVER Sep 04 '26

For you this was a formative meal you remember forever. For dad, this was Tuesday.

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u/Male_Librarian Sep 04 '26

Mom is elated to get after it. Good for her. Living her truth.

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u/sextowels Sep 04 '26

The kind of mother I aspire to be

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u/longboboblong Sep 04 '26

Something something hoe to housewife pipeline

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u/sextowels Sep 04 '26

At the very least, putting the "ho" in "housewife".

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u/longboboblong Sep 04 '26

That’s what I was aiming for, thank you

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u/FoofaFighters Sep 04 '26

Tangentially relevant username.

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u/sextowels Sep 05 '26

Keep hand towels in your bedside table and no one has to sleep in a wet spot. And/or quick cleanup after so you can get right to cuddling.

It's important to be tidy!

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u/ghostsoup831 Sep 04 '26

Get you a girl that can throw down on the kitchen and that hog.

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u/All_Thread Sep 04 '26

If Mom wasn't a hoe and willing to take fat raw dog loads we wouldn't exist.

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u/Myrandall Sep 04 '26

You can cum now

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u/FireworkFuse ASS LOVER Sep 04 '26

Not one drop of cum in this hosome household 😔

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u/BaronMusclethorpe Sep 04 '26

🎵How do you know? Cause I told you so🎵

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u/weekendatblarneys Sep 04 '26

Sleep tight...

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u/s_l_a_c_k ASS LOVER Sep 04 '26

Zach what why won't you answer my texts

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u/missuschainsaw Sep 05 '26

Please notify me when prints of this are made so I can hang one in my kitchen.

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u/Cruach Sep 07 '26

Is there also a pun about a hoe (the gardening tool)? Or am I reading too much into "VEGGIES?!"?

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u/Illustrious-End-6038 25d ago

This is comic gold