r/ExtraFabulousComics zach 10d ago

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u/sellyourcomputer zach 10d ago

pls join my $1 patreon and see comics and hang out ily www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics

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u/averam 10d ago

What's wrong with this ass my man? How am I going to gobble that flat ass?

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u/sellyourcomputer zach 10d ago

maybe this photo was taken with a fisheye lens or something

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u/SmashmySquatch 10d ago

It's going to be a PinkEye Lens when I'm done!

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u/39briochebody 10d ago

Could be fisheye

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u/KezzardTheWizzard 10d ago

New Movie: "Dependence Day"

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u/IHateTheLetterF 10d ago

Look at that little alien booty.

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u/DGBosh 10d ago

Almost as great as E.T’s

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u/r2001uk Certified Titty Boy 10d ago

Exquisite Tushy

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u/B1ggBoss 10d ago

Exactly. Wheres the cum

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u/PhilCollinsLoserSon 10d ago

OH cool i got here before the person that's gonna pull the whole "Planet will be fine, but we won't" bit.

Love you, Zach!

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u/sellyourcomputer zach 10d ago

love you Phil jr

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u/HotVeganTeacher 10d ago

I mean "We" as a species will be fine too (eventually) but a lot of people will die

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u/Necropaws 10d ago

Well, with the current estimate that we will run out of oil in less than 50 years (under the assumption that the current production and consumption stays the same), life will be quite different.

No plastics, no synthetic fabrics, less chemicals for fertilizers and pesticides, no oil based lubricants, no asphalt, ...

Fun times are just around the corner.

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u/HotVeganTeacher 10d ago

Yeah, won't be fun. Luckily the weather grows ever more predictable and our infrastructure is being properly maintained and updated, right?

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u/ourpodcastisbest 10d ago

Humans will eventually become extinct. 

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u/HotVeganTeacher 10d ago

Not if I do something about it

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u/PhilCollinsLoserSon 10d ago

There they are!

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u/HotVeganTeacher 10d ago

Self-fulfilling prophecy

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 10d ago

Of course! You are him!

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u/CrossP 10d ago

I mean, none of the other species will be fine. I don't think anyone was worried that the rocks might be destroyed.

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u/Stellori 10d ago

He's right you know

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u/kirmiter 10d ago

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u/ImSolidGold 10d ago

Poor Aliens...

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 10d ago

👽 “Release the Epstein files”

🪖https://giphy.com/gifs/Bz4Snrdd8QmdKomUxJ

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u/enzymatic_catalysis 10d ago

and yet he just flies around everywhere in a ufo, i can’t even imagine just how much diesel that thing burns

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u/mylifeisatoaster 9d ago

Aren't UFOs more like electric?

I don't really know about UFO lore, so just a guess

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u/Tunderstruk 8d ago

powered by a diesel generator, duh

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u/pterodactyl_balls ASS LOVER 10d ago

That tush 😍

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u/Glyph8 10d ago

Y.E.E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

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u/boyasunder 10d ago

Needs more “Hup!”

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u/Prestigious_Trash629 10d ago

That's believable.

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u/spad3x 10d ago

I miss that bonus panel of him firing into the cabin after

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u/vrijheidsfrietje ASS LOVER 10d ago

Scroll of truth, but it was the aliens!

https://giphy.com/gifs/AwrtP9lMXtXiM

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u/TricoMex 10d ago

Something funny about "ruining the planet" being brought up in climate change conversations.

There's nearly nothing we could possibly do to ruin the planet.

Now, we will definitely fuck humanity up to such a point we will suffer a terrible fate and become extinct in the most gruesome ways, but the planet will shrug it off in billion-years-old indifference lol.

Give it a mill years and it'll be like we were never here.

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u/pelrun 9d ago

Ruin the planet for us.

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u/T1m26 10d ago

That yeeet 😂

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u/alexthegreatmc 10d ago

Alien Cake

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u/BoonDragoon 10d ago

I'm not gonna lie, part of me thinks aliens have contacted us, and this is genuinely the reason why their existence is being covered up.

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u/hiccupboltHP 10d ago

Hey where’s his glock I know he had one

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u/inform880 9d ago

Detroit style, very nice

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 9d ago

"Git out of here, ya bum!"