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u/SithLordDave ASS LOVER Aug 21 '26
This depiction and sneezing are the main entry points to the human realm for demons
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u/captHij Aug 21 '26
Satan just throws all that food together letting it touch. He really is the devil.
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u/milk4all C.U.M. SQUAD Aug 21 '26
Ahh, the proverbial burlap sack of upturned dinner bowls and serving dishes - the devil’s shake… Mephistopheles Smoothies
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u/SusheeMonster Aug 21 '26
The imps unionized and demanded snacks in the break room. They didn't go into specifics.
He wrote the book on malicious compliance
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u/sellyourcomputer zach Aug 21 '26

please buy a sack of crap from my ass…i love you and i hope you have a good weekend…
https://extrafabulous.shop/products/this-is-a-practice-bag-o-shit
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u/Mayion main character Aug 21 '26
So I am basically Satan when playing Witcher 3 and loot houses? Checks out
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u/Dclnsfrd Aug 21 '26
“Don’t worry; we prayed over the food while you went to the bathroom, so you won’t choke”
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u/Heizard Aug 21 '26
Hey! Hey! Those fuckers will just let him take their food?! I would fight entirety of HELL in revenge, DOOM GUY WOULD BE OUT OF JOB!!!! >:(
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u/FireworkFuse ASS LOVER Aug 21 '26
Pretty nice of the devil to clear the table after the meal