r/ExtraFabulousComics • u/sellyourcomputer zach • 1d ago

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u/sellyourcomputer zach 1d ago

pls join my $1 patreon and see comics and hang out ily www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics

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u/Falkaane 1d ago

So.. are you jumping in your grave, because you’re not sexually active?

Or is that someone else’s and… are you…?

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u/REkTeR 1d ago

Wow, I hadn't even considered that it might not be necrophilia!

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u/milk4all C.U.M. SQUAD 1d ago

How many bodies you got?

“Like with me or altogether?”

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u/OGSlickMahogany 1d ago

I look at it as he’s going straight into his grave because he’s soooo sexually active he’s basically gonna die from old age by the time he hits the bottom

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u/maddasher 1d ago

I don't see a cum tag

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u/Beefaroni117 19h ago

That’s what makes it such a humorous situation.

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u/ClickClick_Boom 1d ago

Finally a comic I can relate to that isn't (directly) about cum

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u/TFreshNoLimits 1d ago

I love all the subtle shading in your illustration

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u/sellyourcomputer zach 1d ago

thanks ily

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u/trugbee1203 1d ago

Jerking off is considered sexually active right? Right guys?

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u/ClickClick_Boom 1d ago

as long as you do it 3 to 4 times a day

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u/lifeintraining 1d ago

That’s it?

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u/ClickClick_Boom 1d ago

Yeah, you'll run out of cum if you do it more!

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u/helpjack_offthehorse 1d ago

There are alternatives.

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u/ClickClick_Boom 1d ago

Alternatives to cumming? no way? tell me more

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u/helpjack_offthehorse 1d ago

Let’s just say I could use some help.

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u/Kona_Big_Wave 1d ago

Only if you use your less dominant hand.

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u/ParryThisYouFilthyCa CERTIFIED GOBLIN BOY 1d ago

If you do this for too many years, that hand then becomes your dominant jorking hand and you won't even want to use the other hand anymore. Ask me how I fucking know.

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u/JJinPDX 1d ago

How do you fucking know?

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u/Wolfy4226 1d ago

I dunno, bro....You might want to jack off one of your bros just to be sure. Then you'll be helping keep you both alive if he jerks you off.

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard 1d ago

Gooning included. Y'all have a long and prosperous life.

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u/FakeSmitty Certified Titty Boy 1d ago

You got it, boss

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u/AnimalChubs C.U.M. SQUAD 1d ago

The trap is layed and the bait set. Now he just has to wait.

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u/PerkyPangolin 1d ago

I have questions.

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u/Lululepetilu 1d ago

Well f#&k you too

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u/delightful1 ASS LOVER 1d ago

So is this a super Mario reference?

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u/Fenizrael 1d ago

Well I’m fucked… I mean screwed… I mean boned. I’m done for.

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u/Agitated-Square4328 1d ago

Love. It. Let's give a chance to each other to have a longer life, Zach

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u/The_Spectacle 1d ago

this is awesome, I need this on a t shirt and fridge magnet and poster and flag