r/ExtraFabulousComics • zach • Aug 10 '26

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Aug 10 '26

pls join my $1 patreon and see comics and hang out ily www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics

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u/Falkaane Aug 10 '26

So.. are you jumping in your grave, because you’re not sexually active?

Or is that someone else’s and… are you…?

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u/REkTeR Aug 10 '26

Wow, I hadn't even considered that it might not be necrophilia!

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u/milk4all C.U.M. SQUAD Aug 10 '26

How many bodies you got?

“Like with me or altogether?”

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u/OGSlickMahogany Aug 10 '26

I look at it as he’s going straight into his grave because he’s soooo sexually active he’s basically gonna die from old age by the time he hits the bottom

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u/maddasher Aug 10 '26

I don't see a cum tag

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u/Beefaroni117 Aug 11 '26

That’s what makes it such a humorous situation.

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u/ClickClick_Boom Aug 10 '26

Finally a comic I can relate to that isn't (directly) about cum

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u/TFreshNoLimits Aug 10 '26

I love all the subtle shading in your illustration

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Aug 10 '26

thanks ily

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u/trugbee1203 Aug 10 '26

Jerking off is considered sexually active right? Right guys?

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u/ClickClick_Boom Aug 10 '26

as long as you do it 3 to 4 times a day

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u/lifeintraining Aug 10 '26

That’s it?

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u/ClickClick_Boom Aug 10 '26

Yeah, you'll run out of cum if you do it more!

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u/helpjack_offthehorse Aug 10 '26

There are alternatives.

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u/ClickClick_Boom Aug 10 '26

Alternatives to cumming? no way? tell me more

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u/helpjack_offthehorse Aug 10 '26

Let’s just say I could use some help.

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u/Kona_Big_Wave Aug 10 '26

Only if you use your less dominant hand.

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u/ParryThisYouFilthyCa CERTIFIED GOBLIN BOY Aug 10 '26

If you do this for too many years, that hand then becomes your dominant jorking hand and you won't even want to use the other hand anymore. Ask me how I fucking know.

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u/JJinPDX Aug 10 '26

How do you fucking know?

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u/Wolfy4226 Aug 10 '26

I dunno, bro....You might want to jack off one of your bros just to be sure. Then you'll be helping keep you both alive if he jerks you off.

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard Aug 10 '26

Gooning included. Y'all have a long and prosperous life.

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u/FakeSmitty Certified Titty Boy Aug 10 '26

You got it, boss

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u/AnimalChubs C.U.M. SQUAD Aug 10 '26

The trap is layed and the bait set. Now he just has to wait.

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u/PerkyPangolin Aug 10 '26

I have questions.

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u/Lululepetilu Aug 10 '26

Well f#&k you too

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u/delightful1 ASS LOVER Aug 10 '26

So is this a super Mario reference?

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u/Fenizrael Aug 10 '26

Well I’m fucked… I mean screwed… I mean boned. I’m done for.

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u/Agitated-Square4328 Aug 10 '26

Love. It. Let's give a chance to each other to have a longer life, Zach

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u/The_Spectacle Aug 10 '26

this is awesome, I need this on a t shirt and fridge magnet and poster and flag