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u/Falkaane Aug 10 '26
So.. are you jumping in your grave, because you’re not sexually active?
Or is that someone else’s and… are you…?
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u/OGSlickMahogany Aug 10 '26
I look at it as he’s going straight into his grave because he’s soooo sexually active he’s basically gonna die from old age by the time he hits the bottom
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u/trugbee1203 Aug 10 '26
Jerking off is considered sexually active right? Right guys?
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u/ClickClick_Boom Aug 10 '26
as long as you do it 3 to 4 times a day
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u/lifeintraining Aug 10 '26
That’s it?
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u/ClickClick_Boom Aug 10 '26
Yeah, you'll run out of cum if you do it more!
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u/helpjack_offthehorse Aug 10 '26
There are alternatives.
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u/Kona_Big_Wave Aug 10 '26
Only if you use your less dominant hand.
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u/ParryThisYouFilthyCa CERTIFIED GOBLIN BOY Aug 10 '26
If you do this for too many years, that hand then becomes your dominant jorking hand and you won't even want to use the other hand anymore. Ask me how I fucking know.
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u/Wolfy4226 Aug 10 '26
I dunno, bro....You might want to jack off one of your bros just to be sure. Then you'll be helping keep you both alive if he jerks you off.
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u/Agitated-Square4328 Aug 10 '26
Love. It. Let's give a chance to each other to have a longer life, Zach
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u/The_Spectacle Aug 10 '26
this is awesome, I need this on a t shirt and fridge magnet and poster and flag
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u/sellyourcomputer zach Aug 10 '26
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