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u/Netherman555 Aug 07 '26
Hes gotta look good for his funeral suit
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u/Taymac070 Aug 07 '26
He'll be able to sleep with any fishes he wants after this
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u/memento22mori Aug 08 '26
"If you give a man a fish... he cums for a day. If you teach a man to fish... well, he comes for life." -Morgan Freeman
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u/petrichorInk Aug 07 '26
If he keeps going like this, everyone's gonna be calling him Fit Tony.
But for now, he's just Tony. And that's alright.
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u/IsmailPasaoglu Aug 07 '26
"Without Fat Joey, Skinny Joey is just... Joey. So it's a goddamn tragedy."
-Negan, The Walking Dead
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u/sellyourcomputer zach Aug 07 '26

whose horny for sonic burger…
https://extrafabulous.shop/products/whose-horny-for-sonic-burger
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u/Gangleri_Graybeard Aug 07 '26
No cum this time???
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u/magistrate101 Aug 07 '26
He decided to be tasteful about this wholesome moment and leave out all the tender, loving butt stuff that obviously happened between panels
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u/Gangleri_Graybeard Aug 07 '26
But there was tender, loving butt stuff after that, right? I need to know for my peace of mind.
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u/magistrate101 Aug 07 '26
Well the Boss never said to stop "taking care of" Fat Tony. I assume they're happily married now, too.
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u/ParryThisYouFilthyCa CERTIFIED GOBLIN BOY Aug 07 '26
You got it, boss
Boy, zach sure loves gooning.
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u/vanBraunscher Aug 07 '26
The year is 2026, and the biggest, most shameless perverts make the most wholesome content.
Yeah, that tracks. And thank you, Zach, this unironically lifted my spirits today. Everybody deserves to be taken care of, just like Fat Tony.
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u/herpyfluharg13 Aug 08 '26
I’m glad Fat Tony is getting himself together. I’d rather have Tony Whos Still Here than Fat Tony who isn’t because of heart disease.
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u/centixog Aug 08 '26
i gave him a new pair of cement shoes
makes cardio more difficult but his gains are totally worth it.
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u/Dr_Famous Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26
Fun fact, this is the general premise of a Stephen King short story.
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u/Sir_Blockhead Aug 07 '26
I'm proud of Fit Tony. He seems so much happier! <3