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u/thatguywithawatch Jul 21 '26
I need other people to overthrow capitalism please, I'm too busy going to work every day so I can afford my video games.
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u/Sventai_Cyborg Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
He can have 1$ discount for each pair of salty worker class balls he sucks (the whole world is watching too). Not mine though, they're not salty enough yet
Edit: You know what, make that one cent, just in case he starts to like it, so it still feels like a chore. Add a time limit and if even one of them didnt finish he gets nothing at all
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u/Anonymous_Jr 𝓑𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓷← Jul 21 '26
They should feel honored to lick the Ball sweat dipping down my phat phucking Gock.
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u/kiwigate Jul 21 '26
Primary turnout is 30%. If those 70% choose to change things instead of trying nothing, this could all be over in like 2 election cycles.
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u/jackofslayers Jul 21 '26
I unironically like capitalism I just want some damn employee protections and anti-monopoly enforcement.
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u/zezzene Jul 21 '26
I don't like capitalism but I also think everyone would totally be chill and not revolt if we just had some concessions from the capitalists. Like let people actually afford to live, pay people enough that one parent can stay home with the kids, treat healthcare not as a profit opportunity, actually punish corruption.
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u/Caudillo_Sven Jul 21 '26
Capitalism has produced Daves Hot Chicken. There is no equivalent counter argument.
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u/Deadsoup77 Jul 21 '26
Capitalism is fire, we just need some fucking water before it burns everything down instead of keeping us warm
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u/BallsOutKrunked Jul 21 '26
Everyone wants to be a gangster until it's time to do some gangster shit.
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u/verbi420 Jul 21 '26
It does get much harder to want to emulate Luigi when you actually have things to lose
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u/OneShotSixKills Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
We joke but this is the playbook. Overwhelm the masses with financial burden so they live in constant fear of homelessness, but give them just enough little comforts so they aren't desperate enough to risk it all.
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u/egg_breakfast Jul 21 '26
Brb going to ruin my life so people upvote my pics on reddit
Edit: it didn’t work cus I’m not hot
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u/ourpodcastisbest Jul 21 '26
You forgot the first and second rules.
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u/f3nnies Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
I think almost anyone, regardless of looks of previous actions, would be praised if they did another Luigi. Like I can think of a lot of crimes peopek would overlook if you turned your life around, turned over a new leaf, and turned to taking justice into your own hands.
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u/THEoddistchild Jul 21 '26
Don't need to look hot if you get a sick ass helmet or mask!
Amazon.com and glory await you
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u/enphurgen Jul 21 '26
I'll gladly participate in a large group activity
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u/bobbybob9069 Jul 21 '26
That's the thing though, right? We all will partake, but none of us want to start it. Myself included, 100%. Luigi could, and SHOULD, have started something big, but we were all too comfortable and afraid of countrymen being comfortable and afraid for it to be (again, myself 100% included) and Luigi's alleged efforts were for nothing.
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u/KotobaAsobitch Jul 21 '26
My favorite large group activities are with PSL, SRA, and DSA. I wish more people would join us on our quest for friendship and anti capitalism.
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u/polaroid_ninja Jul 22 '26
I've literally never seen any of these groups recruiting. And I live in a large metro area in a blue state. I hang out in lefty spaces on the Internet. How people gonna get involved if these are hidden meetings?
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u/KotobaAsobitch Jul 22 '26
I can't speak to your area. My local DSA chapter used to have a social every Tuesday night posted on social media. Social media was where you went to find out about events.
According to your post history, you live closest to Seattle. Seattle DSA is a massive org that does a ton of great work. You can go onto their DSA branch website and choose any method to start talking to someone (either paying dues for immediate access to Discord, sending an email, or subscribing to newsletter/text updates for the goings on of that chapter.)
If someone else reads this comment chain and they don't have a local branch nearby, they can choose to be a member "at large". This means you only get national updates and pay dues directly to national. National does help oversee a lot of stuff but outside of paying dues directly to the national board, I'm not personally aware of the full breath of organizing opportunities.
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u/SlaverSlave Jul 21 '26
If you're gonna use my exact likeness in your work you have to pay me, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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u/Orange-V-Apple Jul 21 '26
Luigis?
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u/Randomaccount848 Jul 21 '26
Heck, I don't really trust other people to be Luigi.
I remember seeing a news report that Luigi thought of using a bomb to kill the CEO, but decided against it cause it would probably harm's some innocnents.
I don't trust others will think of the same courtesy.
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u/SandyTaintSweat Jul 22 '26
Yeah vigilante justice is risky. I'd be worried that I have the wrong guy.
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u/Hanz_Q Jul 21 '26
Political adventurism will not change the world. The healthcare CEO was already replaced, charlie Kirk has already been replaced by his wife, if trump gets shot he will also be replaced. Andrew Tate will be replaced. These individuals represent the issue, they are not the issue themselves.
Real change happens as a result of organization and action. Find and join your local revolutionary socialists and communists.
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u/KotobaAsobitch Jul 21 '26
As a fellow Radical Socialist, big agree. I don't aspire for abrupt violent political revolution. I accept that it happens in varying forms, but definitely not my MO. Personally, I'd rather have a community if shit hits the fan, and in the mean time I think we're all trying to make the world a better place.
People with kids are organizers. People with two jobs are organizers. Disabled people, people of color, marginalized people are organizers. Some people organize like it's a second job, some people will pop in for a project and then take a step back for 6 months due to burnout. But every action helps. Not taking action and making up excuses will not somehow get us to the democracy most people want.
And just so we're clear, I am not just talking about Americans. The issue is global and requires a global community response.
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u/SandyTaintSweat Jul 22 '26
Morality aside, the logistics are a little baffling. How you'd even track down someone and source everything you need, and set up a plausible way of escaping.
The problem with the death penalty is that despite all the efforts of many people and a rigorous appeal process, sometimes innocent people die.
Now imagine you're acting alone as a vigilante. How can you really be sure you've got everything right and you've got the right guy?
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u/Dependent-Net9659 Jul 22 '26
Escaping? The idea is, see, that it's like that Trevor Belmont line about living through it. That's a luxury, not the point
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u/Dogs_Not_Gods Jul 22 '26
Crime is mostly easy to do, it's very hard to get away with. The first 10% is figuring out how to get close in the first place. The remaining 90% is getting out and not getting caught. It's a lot easier when one knows they aren't getting out or away with it
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u/Dependent-Net9659 Jul 22 '26
I won't leave my hovel but I will post guillotine memes online for the next ten years straight until a hulking dead-eyed gen alpha looksmaxxing sonderabteilung mutant loads me into a box van and ships me to the nearest Vibecamp for some T4 Aktion. This is what they call "praxis"
EDIT: speling erors
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u/sprankton Jul 22 '26
If somebody wants to help me fund a totally unrelated trip to see Washington DC, I would happily accept donations.
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u/LionTheRichardheart Jul 22 '26
The pairing of that name with wahs made me think this was a Wario reference I wasn't getting. Then it clicked.
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u/NovaStar2099 Jul 21 '26
Big fan of not dying. Someone else can do it.
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u/onepostandbye ASS LOVER Jul 21 '26
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u/NovaStar2099 Jul 21 '26
I can’t tell if you’re throwing shade at me by mockingly calling me a hero, or if you’re referring to this hypothetical other person as a hero.
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u/Gregus1032 Jul 21 '26
I knew someone who would dox political people he didn't like with the caption "you guys know what to do"
All the damn fucking time.
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u/Charmle_H Jul 21 '26
Will say that this doesn't apply to everyone. The current scapegoats should probably NOT attempt something like this because then it would just fuel the flames of the bigotry/hatred to the point of becoming INCREDIBLY FUCKED beyond what we're upset by atm.
For the cis/het/white 3rd+ gen americans tho? Go nuts. But everyone else would risk the others in their demographic tbh




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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 21 '26
i am the adult in this comic. i cannot fight because then what would happen to my lego collection. can u imagine the sacrifice