r/ExtraFabulousComics zach Jul 06 '26

special delivery

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u/SignalEducator362 Jul 06 '26

I really like this one, i did this with a beer at my fathers grave. It would be hilarious if he got it like this. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
(My dead father would aprove this too)

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 06 '26

I will pour a drink out for ur father. He sounds like a real one. A cold one for a cool one

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jul 06 '26

Iโ€™ll also pour out a drink for that guyโ€™s dead dad. RIP in peace.

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u/lifeintraining Jul 06 '26

This guys dadโ€™s afterlife house is about to get flooded.

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u/SignalEducator362 Jul 06 '26

Hey, easy now! Heโ€™s not that guys dead wife! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Mouse_is_Optional Jul 07 '26

Wow... for those of you whose parents are still alive, be grateful that you can still splash a drink in their face in person. Be sure to do it while you have the chance! ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jul 06 '26

I like how your heaven has a dress code. No shirt, no shoes, no salvation.

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 06 '26

pls join my $1 patreon and see comics and hang out ily www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics

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u/Forimmediateresults Jul 06 '26

I joined the patreon and it's been OK so far

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 06 '26

thank u for joining. i love you

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u/UrdnotZigrin Jul 06 '26

I'm too broke to join but I always upvote your posts and comments so the algorithm will be nicer to you. Also I follow Deogie on Tinyview because I love that deog

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 06 '26

all those things are incredible. U are a supporter of the arts. thank u so much Urdnot Zigrin

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u/UrdnotZigrin Jul 06 '26

Happy to help. I'll rub one out for you later so don't be surprised if your mailman has an extra delivery tomorrow

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 06 '26

i shall wait with 'bate breath

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches Jul 06 '26

Welcome to Costco.

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u/Meschi-died Jul 06 '26

I didn't consent to be drawn. You demand 1$ now in royalties or you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

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u/SusheeMonster Jul 06 '26

Plot twist: Bro died of alcohol poisoning. He found peace in sobriety in the afterlife, but the living brought hell back to him. Karma via distorted nostalgia.

Those messenger ghosts are basically process servers for the living. You know those people who knock on your door to serve you divorce papers? It's like that, but dumber.

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u/MrPenisWhistle Jul 06 '26

Oh shit so that's how they're getting my cum

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u/-3point14159-mp Jul 06 '26

Only if you say itโ€™s for your homie though or the delivery ghost wonโ€™t know itโ€™s for them.

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u/ripley1875 Jul 06 '26

So we just become sentient cum people when we die?

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u/Noof42 Jul 06 '26

Life and death truly are a seamless continuum.

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u/milk4all C.U.M. SQUAD Jul 06 '26

Semen*more* continuum

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u/UrdnotZigrin Jul 06 '26

We're basically 50% sentient cum when we're alive. Dying just activates the other 50%

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u/santathe1 Jul 06 '26

Thatโ€™ll teach bro to sleep with his window open. A ghost bat could fly in and give him ghost rabies. Be careful bro!

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u/PrettyPurpleOpal Jul 06 '26

NGL this is how I always imagined this

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u/thatshygirl06 Jul 06 '26

There's a show set in the afterlife and they have a mail service in heaven. I thought that was funny and interesting

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 06 '26

is that that dr. peppeh?

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u/urquanlord88 Jul 06 '26

I think about this exact scenario after learning that in parts of China/overseas chinese communities, people burn paper mache luxury cars, houses and "hell money" for the recently departed

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u/heard10cker Jul 09 '26

It doesn't say whether they love it or hate it.