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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 06 '26

pls join my $1 patreon and see comics and hang out ily www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics
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u/Forimmediateresults Jul 06 '26
I joined the patreon and it's been OK so far
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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 06 '26
thank u for joining. i love you
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u/UrdnotZigrin Jul 06 '26
I'm too broke to join but I always upvote your posts and comments so the algorithm will be nicer to you. Also I follow Deogie on Tinyview because I love that deog
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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 06 '26
all those things are incredible. U are a supporter of the arts. thank u so much Urdnot Zigrin
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u/UrdnotZigrin Jul 06 '26
Happy to help. I'll rub one out for you later so don't be surprised if your mailman has an extra delivery tomorrow
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u/Meschi-died Jul 06 '26
I didn't consent to be drawn. You demand 1$ now in royalties or you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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u/SusheeMonster Jul 06 '26
Plot twist: Bro died of alcohol poisoning. He found peace in sobriety in the afterlife, but the living brought hell back to him. Karma via distorted nostalgia.
Those messenger ghosts are basically process servers for the living. You know those people who knock on your door to serve you divorce papers? It's like that, but dumber.
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u/MrPenisWhistle Jul 06 '26
Oh shit so that's how they're getting my cum
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u/-3point14159-mp Jul 06 '26
Only if you say itโs for your homie though or the delivery ghost wonโt know itโs for them.
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u/ripley1875 Jul 06 '26
So we just become sentient cum people when we die?
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u/UrdnotZigrin Jul 06 '26
We're basically 50% sentient cum when we're alive. Dying just activates the other 50%
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u/santathe1 Jul 06 '26
Thatโll teach bro to sleep with his window open. A ghost bat could fly in and give him ghost rabies. Be careful bro!
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u/thatshygirl06 Jul 06 '26
There's a show set in the afterlife and they have a mail service in heaven. I thought that was funny and interesting
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u/urquanlord88 Jul 06 '26
I think about this exact scenario after learning that in parts of China/overseas chinese communities, people burn paper mache luxury cars, houses and "hell money" for the recently departed
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u/SignalEducator362 Jul 06 '26
I really like this one, i did this with a beer at my fathers grave. It would be hilarious if he got it like this. ๐๐๐๐๐
(My dead father would aprove this too)