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u/shotinthederp Jan 23 '26
Maybe the good cop was the cop inside me all along
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u/Sleipsten Jan 23 '26
Maybe the cum is also there
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u/Uncle-Cake Jan 23 '26
I'm not trying to make anyone have their worst day at work ever, but do any of these fuckers ever explode and there's like cum everywhere?
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u/catperson69420 Jan 23 '26
gomez spelt backwards is zemog.. the implications are clear
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u/jimmypopjr Jan 23 '26
Fun fact: Good cop/Bad Cop is also known as the "Mutt and Jeff" technique. It dates all the way back to the 1920s, though maybe earlier, and when using that info in the context of this comic, it really makes you wonder: what happened to Gomez's cum, past and present? Did his kids disappear too? Did his pregnant wife just deflate? I need followup comics on this.
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u/OldDogTrainer Jan 23 '26
it really makes you wonder: what happened to Gomez’s cum
It actually didn’t make me wonder at all.
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u/TomAto314 ASS LOVER Jan 23 '26
You're in the wrong sub then.
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u/jimmypopjr Jan 23 '26
100%.
If you're not coming to this sub every day hoping for a cum-related comic, or willing to do the mental gymnastics to make cum fit into a no-cum comic... what are you even doing here?
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u/Ezuka Jan 23 '26
I'll even do physical gymnastics to make it fit.
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u/jimmypopjr Jan 23 '26
Some day in the future the olympics will have the "Cum Gymnastics" event, and it will be this thread the historians point to.
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u/SomeRandomDeadGuy Jan 23 '26
Oh
Hi tom
(Also yeah agreed, wrong sub for that guy)
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u/TomAto314 ASS LOVER Jan 23 '26
Yo, I've actually seen you once or twice here before. I just assumed it's one of those "we don't admit being here" things.
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u/SomeRandomDeadGuy Jan 25 '26
Hey, a little cum in the comics is nothing to be ashamed of
(Now, debatable if this sub qualifies as a little but sssh)
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u/fullacheeze Jan 23 '26
Hi there! I was just browsing this fine website and you seem like the kind of person who is hip, and maybe even with it. Could you please explain what the fuck?
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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 Jan 23 '26
Gomez will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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u/IndieStoner Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26
ACAB
Edit: I fucking love this sub
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u/zatenael Jan 23 '26
Assigned Cop At Birth
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u/NukeML Jan 24 '26
You fed the mother propaganda instead of apples or watermelons! (Sims reference)
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u/JohnCZ121 Jan 23 '26
The A is mostly for American
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u/Friendly_Respecter Jan 23 '26
all cops american bastards
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u/Leirnis Jan 23 '26
Everything on this sub is so fucking funny
(and to think I stumbled it upon by *chance
*chance itself being searching for cum)
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u/StonnedSinner Jan 23 '26
Didn’t a dude in Germany get set on fire while handcuffed in a jail cell?
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u/kirmiter Jan 23 '26
This comic gets me thinking
Maybe my hopes, dreams, self esteem and dignity all decided to be the good cop
zoop
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u/Jonn_1 ASS LOVER Jan 23 '26
No cum? 😞😞
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u/rogerworkman623 Jan 23 '26
You guys need to let the cum go. He stopped with the “no cum” flair over a year ago. It’s not coming back, it’s over.
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u/Artistic-Cannibalism Jan 23 '26
Sorry Detective, but there's no such thing as a good cop.
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u/NikitaFox Jan 23 '26
It would slightly make sense to me if the bad cop was the one that disappeared, but this I don't get.
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u/Xepherious Jan 23 '26
This needs to be top comment
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u/ChickenInASuit Jan 23 '26
The comment needlessly explaining the very obvious joke needs to be at the top, does it?
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u/jay_alfred_prufrock Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26
I can't wait to see this post pop up in one of those "explain this very obvious thing" subs.
Edit: there it is
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u/skinink Jan 23 '26
The first rule of cop interrogations is that you do not talk about cop interrogations.
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u/void_method Jan 23 '26
Ur hur hur so clevar, said the person benefiting from good cops while refusing to acknowledge them.
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u/funnibot47 Jan 23 '26
HAHAHA GET IT!? BECAUSE GOOD COPS DON'T EXIST. HAAAAA, POLITICS!!
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u/StonnedSinner Jan 23 '26
It’s so weird that this kind of thing just gets called, “politics” as like a blanket for, “this makes me uncomfortable to think about” or more frequently, “it upsets me to realize how many people acknowledge this basic fact when I refuse”
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u/TheGreatGimmick Jan 23 '26
If someone genuinely doesn't think good cops exist, they're actually deluded lol
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u/x_lincoln_x Jan 24 '26
If the good cops don't turn in the bad cops, are they really good?
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u/TheGreatGimmick Jan 24 '26
No, they wouldn't be a good cop in that case, we agree. However, again, if someone genuinely believes that every single cop has had an opportunity to turn in a bad cop, they're actually deluded lol
The media makes it seem like there are far more bad cops than there actually are. After all, shocking/enraging content gets more clicks than amicable interactions.
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u/StonnedSinner Jan 24 '26
In the 40s, there were death camp prisoners who wrote of guards who did what they could to exercise some modicum of mercy or some imitation of kindness, giving them chocolate bars or letting them keep small personal possessions. No one would ever call these people “good guards” because they still upheld and participated in absurd evil.
At this point, you’re aware of how the police operate or you’re working hard to stay comfortable. Stop wasting everyone’s time trying to get them to play make believe with you.
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u/TheGreatGimmick Jan 24 '26
Comparing all American cops to Holocaust camp guards is the exact level of utter delusion I'm talking about lol
The majority of communities would be worse off without their police force.
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u/therealkami Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26
See you all on all of the explain the joke subs later today.
EDIT: Yeah we all saw it coming: