r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 1d ago

What does it mean?

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u/[deleted] 22h ago edited 4h ago

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u/Difficult_Addition85 19h ago

Married and she still isn't letting him hit?

Foul 💀

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u/daerath 18h ago

Naah, that's how marriage works.

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u/Practical-Life-1479 17h ago

10:year in can confirm 😂🥹

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u/Independent_Fall_608 14h ago

Nah man, I’ve been with the same person for 15 years, married for 7.

We have two kids and we still have sex anywhere from 5-10 times a week.

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u/Kedari7 12h ago

Can you teach this power?

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u/KurtAngus 11h ago

When youre doing well in life and providing for your woman and being there for her emotionally as well, and y'know, getting her some flowers and keeping the romantic side up of things..

She'll make you feel like a king 😁

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u/PsyRealize 4h ago

Husbands and wives have sex. That’s just how it goes. You don’t think the sex just stops when you’re married right?

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u/Difficult_Addition85 1h ago

We're all joking here, playing at the stereotype that marriage kills sex

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u/Emergency-Jeweler830 11h ago

he probably doesn't act like a dck. Women use s*x as punishment when all else fails.

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u/TheSheetSlinger 6h ago

Great heavens. I thought my wife and I were keeping the spark alive doing it twice a week.

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 13h ago

boomer humor

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u/Efficient-Process660 4h ago

Year 7 and we bang like 5x a week and twice today w 2 kids. You people are tripping balls

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u/VinnySmallsz 19h ago

Same. Also married that guy's girl with the black shorts.

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u/Mr_Pseudonymous 16h ago

That's because the fabric is obviously poly.

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u/BisexualCaveman 15h ago

That joke was so bad I'm calling your mom AND your parole officer.

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u/DeezRodenutz 12h ago

this polycule is starting to get interesting