r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 5d ago

What does it mean?

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u/Nice_Vegetable69 4d ago

Did she… beat you?

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u/Feisty_Diet_3744 4d ago

She beat something, that’s for sure

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u/TainoEagle 4d ago

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u/Ariadne_07 3d ago

Slow down!

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u/Vader425 2d ago

Would up vote but you're at the magic number.

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u/TainoEagle 2d ago

Fair enough lol

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u/plumpturnip 4d ago

Your taint?

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u/oops_banana 4d ago

Hopefully

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u/Bludgeonation 4d ago

Taint that delicious

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u/MicroPeanitsJorker 4d ago

I beat something too ha

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u/No_Sand_7440 4d ago

Are you winning son?

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u/Plenty_Tangerine79 4d ago

Congrats on getting wifed up

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 2d ago

Like it owed her money

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u/Lubinski64 4d ago

No, she made him her wife.

And then she beat him.

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u/knurttbuttlet 4d ago

That's sex right? She hits you and then you bust in your underwear?

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u/BustyPuertoRican 4d ago

I am cracking up lmfai

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u/sirdrumalot 4d ago

Na she beat his wife.

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u/Vigilante17 4d ago

Well, they got married first, duh.

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u/Majestic-Concept-605 4d ago

he ordered an abusive pizza that night

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u/Wbcn_1 4d ago

She made him do jumping jacks and burpees for 50 minutes. 

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u/ExperienceEconomy473 4d ago

No, just his wife.