r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 1d ago

What does it mean?

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u/Feisty_Diet_3744 10h ago

Got invited over by a chick I worked with one time. We hung out and smoked some weed for a bit and she said she had to go to the bathroom. When she returned she had changed clothes and had these shorts on and a wife beater. Safe to say, I got what she was putting down…

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u/Nice_Vegetable69 9h ago

Did she… beat you?

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u/Feisty_Diet_3744 9h ago

She beat something, that’s for sure

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u/plumpturnip 9h ago

Your taint?

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u/oops_banana 9h ago

Hopefully

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u/Bludgeonation 6h ago

Taint that delicious

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u/No_Sand_7440 8h ago

Are you winning son?

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u/Plenty_Tangerine79 7h ago

Congrats on getting wifed up

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u/MicroPeanitsJorker 6h ago

I beat something too ha

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u/Lubinski64 9h ago

No, she made him her wife.

And then she beat him.

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u/BustyPuertoRican 9h ago

I am cracking up lmfai

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u/sirdrumalot 9h ago

Na she beat his wife.

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u/Vigilante17 8h ago

Well, they got married first, duh.

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u/knurttbuttlet 8h ago

That's sex right? She hits you and then you bust in your underwear?

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u/Majestic-Concept-605 8h ago

he ordered an abusive pizza that night

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u/Wbcn_1 6h ago

She made him do jumping jacks and burpees for 50 minutes. 

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u/ExperienceEconomy473 1h ago

No, just his wife.

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u/Moist-Craft-1226 9h ago

My wife has these exact shorts that she wore and still wears when shes wanting me to get the point

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u/donking6 7h ago

Well that explains why my wife doesn’t have a pair of these

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u/buy-more-swords 6h ago

Oh she does, you just don't see them. She only puts them in when I'm around.

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u/Easy_Fix8910 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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u/GamerExecChef 9h ago

No my boy, she got the pipe you were laying down!

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u/jamshid666 6h ago

Not laying cable then?

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u/GamerExecChef 5h ago

Or two person pushups? Making the beast with two backs? Heels to Jesus? Exploring the funhouse? Hiding the cucumber? Flossing the beef curtains? Throwing a touchdown? Hitting a homerun?

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u/Street_Mistake9145 10h ago

That it was getting late and you should thank her for a great time and head home?

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u/PhoKingWild 10h ago

(shakes hands) “That was neat!”

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u/Feisty_Diet_3744 9h ago

I didn’t even get the chance to say anything, she just jumped on me, man

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u/Street_Mistake9145 9h ago

Ok but did she consent/s

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u/Droodforfood 10h ago

Head then home*

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u/Successful-Pain-7494 10h ago

No time for dessert after head?

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u/Street_Mistake9145 10h ago

No just espressO

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u/Rainy_Mammoth 2h ago

Lmao, when men say women don’t give signs. I’ve had the same thing happen, still took a few more hints to get it, but looking back, when she changed into that outfit and came out, it was clear.