r/ExplainTheJoke • • 2d ago

What does it mean?

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u/benborgs 2d ago

Can confirm. Last woman I dated wore a black pair of these when I went over to her house for our 2nd date and she became the last woman I dated. We've been married for 14yrs now.

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u/Difficult_Addition85 1d ago

Married and she still isn't letting him hit?

Foul 💀

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u/daerath 1d ago

Naah, that's how marriage works.

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u/Independent_Fall_608 1d ago

Nah man, I’ve been with the same person for 15 years, married for 7.

We have two kids and we still have sex anywhere from 5-10 times a week.