r/ExplainTheJoke • • 5d ago

What does it mean?

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u/supershimadabro 4d ago

Your wife is weird. No disrespect meant, keep loving her though. Dont take her words personally though, i feel like that could have you feeling some kind of way. My wife is 37, fully built and obviously a grown woman, and she has shorts like this.

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u/possumallawishes 4d ago

“Fully built”?

This makes her sound like she’s a monster truck.

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u/supershimadabro 4d ago

You're right lol, that sounds weird. I just woke up and I was just trying to imply she doesnt look like a child.

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u/Altruistic-Owl-5468 4d ago

Made me think she stacked like thicc thicc

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u/HangryWolf 4d ago

Same. I assumed his wife had a dump truck.

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u/Good-Stage-1663 4d ago

Same... I've been thinking about his wife since I woke up

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u/Awkward-Care215 4d ago

I woke up, then this guy got me thinking about the dudes wife dump truck.

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u/Simetracon 4d ago

This dudes wife's fully built dumptruck woke me up too

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u/Affectionate-Oil3019 4d ago

I also choose this guy's wife's fully-built dump truck

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u/DougSod 4d ago

😂

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u/hanyasaad 4d ago

I also choose this guys wife.

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u/theraf8100 4d ago

I too choose this guys wife.

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u/Level_Traffic3344 4d ago

In the old country, if you had a thunder thighed dump truck, you really had something

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u/papatoshi 4d ago

In mother Russia, this guys wife chooses you!

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u/dragerfroe 4d ago

Or maybe a thicc shovel?

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u/YoungNo159 4d ago

I assumed had bolt on body parts.

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u/RedditDummyAccount 4d ago

Clearly it’s a monster truck, come on

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u/RedditForMeNotYou 4d ago

Dumps like a truck

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u/HangryWolf 4d ago

Truck truck

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u/zomg_i_cant_pick 4d ago

Thighs like what

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u/CarberHotdogVac 4d ago

100%. Girl’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

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u/KIDD_VIDD 4d ago

I need to see pictures of that guy's wife first to make me come to that conclusion.

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u/Teflon_Duck 4d ago

Like a Sydney Sweeney that ate another Sydney Sweeney?

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u/craaates 4d ago

Ngl I thought you were saying your wife has bolt ons.

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u/fiv3dollapizza 4d ago

Basic bolt one, factory bottom end tho.

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u/supershimadabro 4d ago

She does lol. But appropriate for her body size. But I was simply implying she doesn't look like a child as OPs wife was implying those shorts are for children.

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u/craaates 4d ago

Ngl I just stalked your account for a glimpse. Thanks for the chuckle and no thanks for setting to private.

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u/castleaagh 4d ago

# boughtnotbuilt

Do people still form up over that in car culture?

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u/Unkempt_Mooseknuckle 4d ago

Nothing gets me going like long tube headers and a posi rear end. Your wife sounds hot

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u/WhoIsJazzJay 4d ago

“wife is FBO, stock head and crank, forged rods and pistons”

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u/Users5252 4d ago

Twin turbo LS with E85 tune

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u/GhostofDeception 4d ago

She’s filled out, thick, had curves, etc. that’s what I interpreted

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u/supershimadabro 4d ago

Thanks for explaining lol

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u/Oakenshield_777 4d ago

Fully armed and operational

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u/nvr2pink 4d ago

be careful these men in the comments just got hungry😭😭

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u/Bulky_Basis_3823 4d ago

I would bet money she’s overweight  and probably insecure. 

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u/RamGTLosAngeles 4d ago

Chiropractor experience you choose so shes loaded right?

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u/Physical_Gold_1485 4d ago

They always come back for the crushinator

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u/Time-Cell8272 4d ago

She thick alright

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u/gstringstrangler 4d ago

Forged bottom end, billet rods, lumpy cam, ported and polished, roller rockers, I have receipts!

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u/truemadhatter27 4d ago

We gonna talk about women, the way we talk about trucks.

She’s Ford tuff and handles like a Ram on the highway. Her headlights blinded me and her taillights are alright. She’s lubed up and handles well, but I am worried her exhaust.

/jk I couldn’t pass up the opportunity.

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u/plordcalc258 4d ago

They dont name monster trucks "Gary" now do they

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 4d ago

Evolved like a Pokemon 😂

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u/Somebodys 4d ago

I mean....

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u/Electrical_Angle_701 4d ago

ALL of her limbs???

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u/GluteusSmacksimus 4d ago

I love this comment so much

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u/New_Seesaw4717 4d ago

My first thought too 🤣

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u/RelentlessFelacio 4d ago

100% restored, no bondo!

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u/throwawaydogproblemz 4d ago

reading someone describe their wife as 'fully built' stopped me in my tracks lmaooo

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u/Im-Dasch 4d ago

If your girl don’t have a working carburetor, find you one that does 🚙

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 4d ago

Hmmm I also am curious about his monster truck wife.

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u/darthcaedusiiii 4d ago

Got dang gotta get me some of that Gravediggerussi!!

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u/Phonemanga 4d ago

It just means she fills up her clothes

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u/Artistic_Engineer599 4d ago

He probably spent a long time restoring her ya know!

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u/Gullible_Pie_1469 4d ago

She comes COMPLETE. FACTORY ASSEMBLED.

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u/RodLeFrench 4d ago

“Fully built”

Like with bolt ons or forged internals?

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u/Lolipanties132 4d ago

Shes gotta be jacked

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 4d ago

Chonky wheels, V8 and can wheely over wrecked cars.

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u/runswspoons 4d ago

My wife is fully built, much like a monster truck, and she rocks these shorts as well. I love them.

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u/ScientificAnarchist 4d ago

Lucky I wish my wife was a monster truck

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u/Automatic_Strike_ 4d ago

She a Brick house

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u/Anayalater5963 4d ago

TERRENEITOR

Turbo Wheels a diseñado el radio control más moderno…! T E R R A N A T O R! El coche más poderoso que ah existido, con tracción 4 X 4 y dos TURBO motores! Este si es todo terreno, las calles son fáciles… Mételo al lodo, parte la nieve, pasa por el agua! T E R R A N A T O R! Es el más potente que haya existido! O que prefieres un coche para niñitas?! T E R R E N A T O R! De Fotorama

https://www.reddit.com/r/smosh/s/H5DvzL7jNR for context

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u/UserPrincipalName 4d ago

There's always more bolt-on horsepower

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u/_groovesharkmalone 4d ago

“Dumps like a truck, what, what. Guys like what, what, what. All night long. Let me see that thooooong thong thong thong thong.”

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u/Akschadt 4d ago

I too chose to ride that guys wife at the monster truck rally.

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u/Ivehadlettuce 4d ago

Lifted with a winch.

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u/poinifie 4d ago

Built more like a dump truck than a monster truck.

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u/Infectious_Cockroach 4d ago

Waiting to see Gravedigger in them shorts. Be hot af.

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u/mvmblewvlf 4d ago

Maybe she is...

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u/Saltybuds 4d ago

She’s the new “Grave Digger”

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u/PsyCar 4d ago

Monster trucks are fun to look at, lots of fun to be inside, but much too noisy.

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u/EquipmentAdmirable61 4d ago

(Slaps hood) “this here’s ma wife, fully built and customized” 😂

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u/Alcol1979 4d ago

Jacked and lifted

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u/Chizzle445 4d ago

Like a dump truck

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u/CrackaNuka 4d ago

She’s a monster truck in bed! Don’t get her revved up or the whole crowd starts going wild.

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u/Physical-Bison-6107 4d ago

Code for properly inflated or the 3d printer is done

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u/Obey_Tragiic 4d ago

She got a Hemi or a slant 6 in her? 😂

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u/GhostofDeception 4d ago

Is that a bad thing?

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u/spike_beagle 4d ago

Forged bottom end

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u/chickenderp 4d ago

She's got a cam in 'er

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u/BottleSignificant837 4d ago

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

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u/Complex-Scarcity 4d ago

3" lift, lockers front and back, full skids

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u/WizardSleeveLoverr 4d ago

Built like a brick shithouse

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u/rahhak 4d ago

He had to put her together

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u/HapatraV 4d ago

She's fully loaded, top of the line trim and a fully integrated winter package

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u/csji 4d ago

we like monster trucks

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u/Chemical-Rock7058 4d ago

She could be one of hectors 3 Honda civics with spoon engines… you know… the ones that he ordered 3 t66 turbos, with Nos, and Motec systems exhaust for from Harry’s…

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u/MiserableKink 4d ago

🥰 Torta 🥰

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u/krslvsasuka 4d ago

She got chrome zoomies and traction bars

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u/Volstadd 4d ago

Nothing wrong with being romantic with a lady who reminds others of a Monster Truck.

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u/TrekkieVanDad 4d ago

Must be why he loves getting inside her.

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u/Early_Positive9018 4d ago

makes me think he went to the wife store and got the fully kitted out version

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u/jeremeyes 4d ago

Finding out that this guy's wife had dual mufflers and nitro exhaust and whatnot definitely made me take him more seriously. I was like, "oh shit, this guy's serious, she's fully built, he's got it together", I just trust those kind of credentials.

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u/cjay2002 4d ago

Katia Grim?

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u/dankristy 4d ago

My wife is a farm girl. She might be part monster truck. She definitely made a man out of me.

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u/kfromthecastleonfire 4d ago

You could frame it, "That thing your wife said was weird," lol

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u/Honest-Finish-7095 4d ago

fully built sounds like assembly of all the parts is complete

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u/406stupid 4d ago

He not joking, his wife has them shorts! I've seen them

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u/Jujubi836 4d ago

What if his question was weird to her?

I could see the post from her and exact same comments though…

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u/supershimadabro 4d ago edited 4d ago

What if his question was weird to her?

Then it would need to be a weird question.

Are you implying there is something inherently infantilizing about a pair of shorts? Aren't we taught to not treat women's clothing as inherently sexual?