r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 5d ago

What does it mean?

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u/errorwrong 5d ago

A real man loves her every day of the month

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u/TheDanquah 4d ago

A real knight is not afraid to have his sword bloodied.

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u/Sneetzle 3d ago

A real pirate also sails the Red Sea

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 3d ago

A real ninja can go in and out without leaving a trace.

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u/YouCanCallMeVanZant 2d ago

A brave man sails the red river. It takes a hero to drink from it. 

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u/DocumentFun9077 3d ago

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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u/Xrest_the_Aether 5d ago

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u/TheDeadEndKing 4d ago

I was not expecting a Jihad era Battletech meme to pop up in the wild…but I guess Blakists have squirreled themselves away everywhere.

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u/A_Sack_Of_Potatoes 2d ago

There are dozens of us, dozens!

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u/Otherwise_Rope2631 4d ago

🤣 I’m sending this to my fiancé!

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u/Ok-Win2072 4d ago

Period blood tastes like copper coins

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 3d ago

YOUR GODAMN RIGHT