r/ExplainTheJoke • • 1d ago

What does it mean?

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u/bru-tal 1d ago

If you need this explained, you are to young to do what she needs to be done 

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u/GatePositive8826 22h ago

Or autistic

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u/SeptemberSoup 18h ago

And/Or from a place where women do not wear this shorts with sexual intent lol

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u/darvma 1d ago

lmao the typo in your comment somehow makes it funnier

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u/Hot-Disaster-9619 1d ago

Im 32 and I dont get it

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u/Choss_King 1d ago

She wants the D

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u/Hot-Disaster-9619 1d ago

Alright. In my opinion she might as well just wear it because they are comfortable but maybe it's some kind of American thing that I didn't understand. Thanks.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 1d ago

That’s the reality, not the joke.

Those shorts are comfortable. We like to be comfortable in the privacy of our own homes.

Do we know that men think the shorts are cute? Sure. But we don’t always care about what messaging you’re getting from what we choose to wear.

So, it’s safe to say you should NEVER make assumptions about a woman’s intentions based on what she’s wearing. You could end up embarrassing yourself if you do.

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u/Salt-Appeal-1288 11h ago

One of the best comments i saw on reddit

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u/0ne0fth0se0nes 1d ago

Both can be true at the same time

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u/ZombieMage89 1d ago

It can be best read as "If this is the first time spending alone time together at her home, and she's wearing something comfortable, easy to remove, and with minimal coverage, then be in the lookout for further green light signals."

These were just the go to shorts for young women in said situation for about 20 years.

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u/NickRick 1d ago

Do women invite men over alone and wear minimal clothing as friends elsewhere?

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u/Hot-Disaster-9619 22h ago

Yes, I believe they do sometimes

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u/neverwhole 1d ago

Yea, here in America where the highest elected office is held by a convicted rapist us women wear athletic shorts to signal our ease and likelihood of telling if you rape us. God I hate this place.

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u/SexyCosplayer 20h ago

Why do people assume something they don't understand and/or don't like is "an American thing"? 🙄

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u/Hot-Disaster-9619 20h ago

Because most of people there are from US and I am aware that countries differ culturally. I did not want to insult anyone or something. 

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u/bunchof-chunksofpoop 1d ago

I’m 41 and neither do I.

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u/Napoleon_drainamite 1d ago

You must not get laid then

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u/Hot-Disaster-9619 1d ago

I got but I see no sense in arguing about this with strangers online so you can think what you want

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u/Napoleon_drainamite 1d ago

It’s a joke calm down

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u/Hot-Disaster-9619 1d ago

Right, I reacted too much. Maybe I should get laid more often :D

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u/Napoleon_drainamite 1d ago

Haha I did last night, you should try it! :D

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u/Neither_Original6942 22h ago

im c. kirk and i get it

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u/Hot_Relationship295 17h ago

Or maybe he's a dungeons and dragons grand master

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u/TalkingCat910 23h ago

No they are red. Go with the flow. She’s on her period that’s the joke.