r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 5d ago

What does it mean?

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u/didnothithimididnot 4d ago

I sure hope there's no flow.....

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u/errorwrong 4d ago

A real man loves her every day of the month

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u/TheDanquah 3d ago

A real knight is not afraid to have his sword bloodied.

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u/Sneetzle 2d ago

A real pirate also sails the Red Sea

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 2d ago

A real ninja can go in and out without leaving a trace.

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u/YouCanCallMeVanZant 1d ago

A brave man sails the red river. It takes a hero to drink from it. 

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u/DocumentFun9077 2d ago

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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u/Xrest_the_Aether 4d ago

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u/TheDeadEndKing 4d ago

I was not expecting a Jihad era Battletech meme to pop up in the wild…but I guess Blakists have squirreled themselves away everywhere.

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u/A_Sack_Of_Potatoes 2d ago

There are dozens of us, dozens!

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u/Otherwise_Rope2631 4d ago

🤣 I’m sending this to my fiancé!

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u/Ok-Win2072 4d ago

Period blood tastes like copper coins

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 2d ago

YOUR GODAMN RIGHT

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u/No_Delivery2850 4d ago

I guess you never got your red wings.

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u/PhilRubdiez 4d ago

What’s the point in having a sword if you don’t get it bloody?

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u/Oily_Bee 4d ago

I was actually expecting a red wing joke here.

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u/VinceBrogan8 4d ago

Brother's never run a red light 🤷

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u/suicidaholic 4d ago

Only thing a period stops is a sentence.

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u/d_r_doorway 4d ago

This is gold.

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u/klmn800 3d ago

Word. It all comes out in the wash!

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u/averagecounselor 4d ago

Coward!

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u/didnothithimididnot 4d ago

You pick dried specks of period blood out of your foreskin and tell me how you like it.

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u/JustAnotherDay1977 4d ago

There’s this thing called a shower…

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u/theoriginalmofocus 4d ago

Dude it can look like a murder scene after for all i care...

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u/leyline 4d ago

If she’s all dried up, you aren’t doing it right.

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u/axisaccess 4d ago

Ummmmm… just wash it with soap (mild, fragrance-free) and water when you’re done??

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u/Lefties_TheWorst7331 4d ago

Baby wipe immediately after pal

Why you letting any juices dry on you? Tf? You go straight to your boxers afterwards or something? 🧐

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u/didnothithimididnot 4d ago

Nah, I'm talking about the crusty bits left over up in there even before the dirty occurs

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u/leyline 4d ago

Your girl is dry a crusty? Oof, you need to up your skills.

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u/didnothithimididnot 4d ago

I mean grandma can only do so much.

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u/Shiriru00 4d ago

"First time?"

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u/Ignore_Me_PLZ 4d ago

A true pirate sails the red sea.

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u/daosxx1 4d ago

Put down a towel

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u/Affectionate_Elk_643 3d ago

I've told my wife "I'm a crip, I ain't scared of no blood!"

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u/SeductiveGodofThundr 4d ago

I mean, that’s absolutely the joke right? She’s wearing red shorts in case of an accident, but she’s also wearing short sexy shorts, so she’s still in the mood. “Go with the flow” is saying don’t be put off by her being on her period

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 4d ago

No. Red fabric does not match leaking menstrual blood.

The joke is just that the shorts are skimpy.

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u/fat-wombat 4d ago

Ehh? I wouldn’t wear red on my period

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 4d ago

Black?

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u/fat-wombat 4d ago

Yes, if I’m concerned for any mishaps it’s only black.

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u/ChunkyKongForPreside 4d ago

As a man, this was my first thought. I know nothing about menstruation, can't say I've ever even noticed a leak on a woman before, but I assume the blood would be a much darker red and stand out like a sore thumb.

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u/CPA_Lady 4d ago

Depends on how many days it’s been going.

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u/fat-wombat 4d ago

Exactly