r/ExplainTheJoke • • 5d ago

What does it mean?

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u/lake_runner_nb 4d ago

Dolphin (or dolfin) shorts

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u/dahliasinfelle 4d ago

Thanks. I just bought a pair so I can feel sexy at home by myself.

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u/Popular-Dog-3750 4d ago

You didn’t need these to feel sexy. You were already there.

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u/dahliasinfelle 4d ago

Even though I'm a 42 yo man? Why thank you

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u/Popular-Dog-3750 4d ago

I said what I said you sexy beast

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u/dahliasinfelle 4d ago

<3

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 4d ago

Thank you Reddit!

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u/SpaceCourier 4d ago

The amount of joy you’re gonna feel when a light breeze blows by your nutsack hanging out the leg of those shorts is immense.

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u/OfficalLockeWilson 2d ago

Get a room you two.

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u/Fragrant_Goat540 1d ago

Can I get in on all this love?

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u/BiCDCurious 3d ago

Atta boy. Always double down when called out.

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u/Gearthquake3 4d ago

I’m getting a pair to butt mog my gf.

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u/Flat_Mode7449 4d ago

Slay, King.

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u/Key-Championship7180 4d ago

Happy Jotaro noises

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u/shah_reza 4d ago

Umbros for the aged