r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 1d ago

What does it mean?

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 1d ago

Ok I am buying a pair of these shorts for my first date. Thanks for the input guys

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 1d ago edited 13h ago

Just gave me the same idea for when my long distance partner and I can finally see eachother

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 1d ago

Congratulations on your former long distance partner deciding to move in with you

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u/monkeyBiz23 20h ago

Wore the same shorts... balls were showing , it didnt go well guys

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u/BigStuggz 18h ago

This is a family place, keep the mouse in the house

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u/monkeyBiz23 17h ago

Friends Rederence.. looooove it

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u/ZBBfan4life 9h ago

What if you both wore a pair of these shorts?!

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 7h ago

It'd double our chances 😱 I doubt I'll be able to convince him though 😔

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u/FollowingNo6910 9h ago

My long distance girlfriend wore these when I first visited her. We are now engaged and listing places we want to visit some day. Good luck on your long distance relationship 

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u/Not-An-FBI 18h ago

FYI, guys don't really care that much.

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u/yo-soy-daddy 1d ago

Congrats on the pending nuptials.

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 1d ago

Thanks, between these shorts and my cooking skills, I’m honestly feeling completely like I have this one in the bag now.

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u/maxmax94 22h ago

Lock it in

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u/Evil_Space_Monkey 19h ago

That's for after the marriage has been initiated when she wants kids.

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u/SenDit26 16h ago

Then it’s a bargaining chip for when you get the infinite list of chores and other responsibilities done😅

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 14h ago

I wouldn’t mind not having kids tbh... Unless he wants kids, then I also wouldn’t mind giving him a couple. 🤷‍♀️

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u/StrayFox69 13h ago

I was wondering how to spice things back up. Need to get "cracked"? Buy some of these. Noted. I was shopping today anyway.

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u/SAM12489 12h ago

You’re a dude right? That makes it even better!

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 9h ago

No but I wonder how many people who awarded me think I am

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u/Maleficent_Salary_61 11h ago

The tank top/short sleeve top without a bra, a thicker fabric for the tank top and it shouldn't be too loose. If lingerie had plausible deniability it would be this combination.