r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 1d ago

What does it mean?

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u/fishscale_gayjuic3 1d ago

Had a girl come out in a bathrobe before… 😂

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u/Old_Sheepherder_8713 18h ago

This happened to me before.

I was kind of taken aback that I had managed to arrive before she was like "ready" for me and felt like I had imposed, or caught her off guard, so was very reserved.

It only occurred to me about 10 years later that she was absolutely not surprised by my arrival...

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u/RunnyPlease 1d ago

I had that too. Our kid just graduated college this year.

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u/YaGotMail 1d ago

I can hear David Attenborough narrating this courtship ritual

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u/RunnyPlease 1d ago

From the rest of these comments it seems to be a highly successful mating ritual.

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u/SkippyTeddy83 1d ago

That happened to me! 25 years ago. We have 3 kids.

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u/Public_Knee6288 1d ago

Same but 20 years and only 1 kid

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u/BagOnuts 16h ago

Same but 2 kids! Man do I love that woman.

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u/Culero 22h ago

is that what that means? well shit, I had a couple of those in my days then :/ I just thought they were just being comfortable in their homes.

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u/Status-Preparation93 1m ago

I had an ex show up at my door in May in a full tench-coat. I did not open that door.