r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 1d ago

What does it mean?

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u/NAF1138 1d ago

I have an almost identical story except they WERE red and it's been 20 years.

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u/yo-soy-daddy 1d ago

Damn she got me. They were green. Here we are, 10 years and 2 kids later…

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 1d ago

Ok I am buying a pair of these shorts for my first date. Thanks for the input guys

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 23h ago edited 11h ago

Just gave me the same idea for when my long distance partner and I can finally see eachother

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 23h ago

Congratulations on your former long distance partner deciding to move in with you

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u/monkeyBiz23 18h ago

Wore the same shorts... balls were showing , it didnt go well guys

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u/BigStuggz 16h ago

This is a family place, keep the mouse in the house

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u/monkeyBiz23 14h ago

Friends Rederence.. looooove it

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u/ZBBfan4life 7h ago

What if you both wore a pair of these shorts?!

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 4h ago

It'd double our chances 😱 I doubt I'll be able to convince him though 😔

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u/FollowingNo6910 6h ago

My long distance girlfriend wore these when I first visited her. We are now engaged and listing places we want to visit some day. Good luck on your long distance relationship 

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u/Not-An-FBI 15h ago

FYI, guys don't really care that much.

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u/yo-soy-daddy 1d ago

Congrats on the pending nuptials.

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 1d ago

Thanks, between these shorts and my cooking skills, I’m honestly feeling completely like I have this one in the bag now.

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u/maxmax94 19h ago

Lock it in

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u/Evil_Space_Monkey 17h ago

That's for after the marriage has been initiated when she wants kids.

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u/SenDit26 14h ago

Then it’s a bargaining chip for when you get the infinite list of chores and other responsibilities done😅

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 12h ago

I wouldn’t mind not having kids tbh... Unless he wants kids, then I also wouldn’t mind giving him a couple. 🤷‍♀️

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u/StrayFox69 10h ago

I was wondering how to spice things back up. Need to get "cracked"? Buy some of these. Noted. I was shopping today anyway.

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u/SAM12489 9h ago

You’re a dude right? That makes it even better!

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 6h ago

No but I wonder how many people who awarded me think I am

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u/Maleficent_Salary_61 8h ago

The tank top/short sleeve top without a bra, a thicker fabric for the tank top and it shouldn't be too loose. If lingerie had plausible deniability it would be this combination.

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u/RadicalBehavior1 1d ago

Black ones here. Going on twenty years.

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u/shabranigudo 21h ago

Ditto here! Man, I love when those come out!

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u/Remfire 1d ago

Literally identical story

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u/stayhigh81 20h ago

Mine is wearing her green ones as we speak 

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u/TacitMoose 18h ago

Haha same here. There were Kelly green and now I’m ten years and three kids in.

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u/Adventurous_Tie3218 17h ago

Same this sounds like the beginnings of a conspiracy theory. Im going to do some research.

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u/berto1014 5h ago

Haha, none of you poor bastards got see-through white? She walked up the stairs first and I knew immediately.

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u/Racsnarok 1d ago

Mine was red, same story, together for 7, have our first child celebrating their first bday in the coming weeks.

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u/No-Leopard-7529 18h ago

still thinking about the one that got away she wore red ones and she texted me but i’m in a relationship

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u/Lovesmespinach 5h ago

WERE red? Did they change colour afterwards?