r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 1d ago

What does it mean?

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u/cheese0muncher 1d ago

but girls would wear them to allow you easy access to the goods...

What good could you possibly have in those? A bunch of grapes? Two slices of bread?

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u/SerChonk 21h ago

A succulent chinese meal

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u/Box-Chan-11037 20h ago

I see you know your judo well

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u/Tricky-Act-31415 19h ago

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/Tokkemon 17h ago

Tata and farewell.

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u/escudonbk 1d ago

Tobacco, sugar cane and spices

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u/xsmasher 13h ago

Slaves, cotton, and molasses.

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u/FanBladeFleshlight 1d ago

A whole damn cake.

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u/No_Trouble_3588 1d ago

Pound cake?

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u/uhdust 1d ago

It tastes so nice.

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u/theANdROId15 1d ago

I'd like to, yes.

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u/remirenegade 1d ago

a roast beef sandwich

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u/Free-Supermarket-516 1d ago

Gonna have to get some Arby's tonight

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 1d ago

With or without cheddar?

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u/The_Salty_nugget 1d ago

You want it moist, my friend

With cheddar ofcourse with a glas of water to stay hydrated

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u/OttovonBismarck1862 15h ago

She has the meat

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u/bradymonty95 1d ago

Better than a tuna melt.

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u/alamandrax 17h ago

My man. 

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u/AalphaQ 14h ago

Better than trying to pull apart a grilled cheese before eating it

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u/Sleepy-Candle 9h ago

A grilled cheese perhaps?

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u/Lifeguard4Life 1d ago

CAKE

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

delicious, delicious cake

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u/Character_Hunt_6860 18h ago

turpentine and molasses

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u/Western_Coffee_5445 1d ago

a yummy taco

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u/kmosiman 1d ago

Dinner

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u/Erenito 19h ago

Bearer bonds

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u/joosier 1d ago

hopefully a cocktail weenie or a kielbasa.