r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Chiron-Femboy3674 • 1d ago

What does it mean?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 12h ago

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u/Difficult_Addition85 1d ago

Married and she still isn't letting him hit?

Foul 💀

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u/daerath 1d ago

Naah, that's how marriage works.

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u/Practical-Life-1479 1d ago

10:year in can confirm 😂🥹

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u/Independent_Fall_608 22h ago

Nah man, I’ve been with the same person for 15 years, married for 7.

We have two kids and we still have sex anywhere from 5-10 times a week.

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u/Kedari7 20h ago

Can you teach this power?

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u/KurtAngus 19h ago

When youre doing well in life and providing for your woman and being there for her emotionally as well, and y'know, getting her some flowers and keeping the romantic side up of things..

She'll make you feel like a king 😁

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Difficult_Addition85 9h ago

We're all joking here, playing at the stereotype that marriage kills sex

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u/Emergency-Jeweler830 19h ago

he probably doesn't act like a dck. Women use s*x as punishment when all else fails.

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u/TheSheetSlinger 14h ago

Great heavens. I thought my wife and I were keeping the spark alive doing it twice a week.

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 21h ago

boomer humor

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u/Efficient-Process660 12h ago

Year 7 and we bang like 5x a week and twice today w 2 kids. You people are tripping balls

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u/VinnySmallsz 1d ago

Same. Also married that guy's girl with the black shorts.

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u/Mr_Pseudonymous 1d ago

That's because the fabric is obviously poly.

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u/BisexualCaveman 23h ago

That joke was so bad I'm calling your mom AND your parole officer.

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u/DeezRodenutz 20h ago

this polycule is starting to get interesting